Why not, First time i've done one of these. I think i'll fix the most grievous oversight in Wrestling history.
WRESTLEMANIA XVIII
The show starts off with NWO in an interview backstage, they say they are going to destroy the 3 biggest names in WWE. Kevin Nash powerbombs Michael Cole through some catering.
EURO CHAMP. NO 1 CONTENDER BATTLE ROYAL
Rikishi def Scotty 2 Hotty, Albert, Lance Storm, Christian, Test, Rowdy Roddy Piper, extra jobbers.
The wrestling kicks off with a Battle Royal. Most are already in the Ring, Christian makes his entrance, then Rowdy Roddy Piper, then Rikishi. Rikishi makes short work of things, and starts to leave.
EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Diamond Dallas Page def Rikishi
DDP comes swaggering out and says that the Street Fight was scheduled to be next, but if Rikishi wants to fight, he has to fight now.
It's a fair back and forth match, Rikishi dominates DDP during the middle of section of the match. Rikishi tries whipping DDP into the stairs, but DDP jump on top, spins and launches a Diamond Cutter off the stairs. He rolls back into the Ring celebrating cockily while Rikishi is counted out.
STREET FIGHT
Edge def Ric Flair
Leading up to WM, Edge has been calling out Ric Flair, saying he is too old to be wrestling, making stabbing attacks, and escaping before Flair can do anything.
Starting the match they come down the ramp with chairs in hand, and take wild swings at each other. Ric Flair busts Edge open in short order, with many chair shots to the head. It goes outside, and Edge comes back and slams Flairs head into the ring bell, opening him up.
It goes back and forth in brutal fashion, chairs are set up in the ring, and Edge spears flair through a stack of 8 chairs for the victory.
TRIPLE THREAT IC CHAMPIONSHIP
Rob Van Dam def William Regal (c), Booker T
This is a typical triple threat match, with each wrestler taking turns having a break outside the ring. Regal bumps Booker off the apron, and while the ref is checking on Booker, pulls the brass knucks on on RVD. RVD Kicks out of the pin, and Regal is shocked, and starts raging. Booker comes back in the ring and hits Regal with the Bookend, and RVD hits a beautiful Jump swinging DDT on Booker to set up the Five Star Frog Splash for the win.
LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Kane def Kurt Angle
This match goes all through the Arena, both getting thrown through glass windows, soda machines, pallets and the like. They eventually fight to to a balcony above a loading dock. There is a semi trailer 8 feet below them. They have a lot of back and forth, teetering and tottering, but Kane gets the chokeslam on Angle off the balcony through the top of the trailer. The ref counts 10 while Kane stares on, silent.
SINGLE MATCH
Undertaker def Kevin Nash
The Undertaker and Kevin Nash go toe to toe in a well worked battle of giants. It is a slow moving, but very intense match, and goes for longer than many expected. Undertaker picks up the victory with a Chokeslam, Last Rite, Tombstone Combo.
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP ELIMINATION TABLE MATCH
Billy and Chuck (c) def. APA, Dudley Boyz, Hardyz
Fun match, it gets started fast with Chuck, Bradshaw and Devon going through a table within a minutes. The Dudleys enlist spike to set up table all along the outside of the ring. Suddenly there is someone jumping over the guardrail and sliding into the ring. It's Brock Lesnar! Lesnar clotheslines Spike, Lesnar presses Jeff Hardy out of the Ring and through a table, quick as anything turns and spears Farooq through a table on the turnbuckle. He runs outside and f5s matt hardy through a table. Bubba Ray tries to fight him, but he no sells everything and german suplexes him through a table. Billy Gunn picks up the victory due to Lesnar destroying everyone else. Billy Gunn runs off.
Paul Heyman comes from the crowd and points Lesnar to Spike. Lesnar does the Three powerbombs, and hightails it back out through the crowd.
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Maven (c) def Goldust
This starts backstage, A filler match, consisting mostly of Maven running away, chews just enough time to clean the wreckage and calm the crowd.
SINGLES MATCH
The Rock def Scott Hall
The Rock and Hall go back and forth in a great match, and about 8 minutes in, the Ref gets knocked out as Rock hits a Rock Bottom. Kevin Nash comes running down and puts a beating on The Rock. Hulk Hogan comes down with the intention of doing the same, but the crowd goes nuts. Hogan instead destroys Kevin Nash and Scott Hall. He kicks Nash out of the Ring, and picks The Rock up and sets him in a corner, and does the same with Hall.
He revives the Ref, just as Rock Hits another Rock Bottom and a People's Elbow for the Win.
DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP FINISHER MATCH
Lita def Trish Stratus
A divas match heavy on revearsals. Filler to calm the crowd.
UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP
Chris Jericho (c) def Triple H
Everyone is expecting Triple H to win this one, so it's no surprise that Triple H dominates the whole way through. Stephanie switches back to HHH's side mid way through the match, clocking Jericho in the back of the head with a sledgehammer when the ref got injured. The crowd is Livid, and HHH hits Jericho with a chair relentlessly. Triple H turns and calls for a ref to come down and replace the one that went down, then Jericho superkicks Stephanie, and rolls HHH up into a Walls of Jericho. He holds it for a full minute before a Ref finally gets down and calls the match over. The crowd goes off for a double turn. (and the scene is set for evolution a bit earlier)
SINGLES MATCH
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Hulk Hogan
The one that should have happened. The absolute greatest of an Era vs the Absolute Greatest from an era. The crowd are going mental, and with no match to follow, can give it everything they have, not needing to save any for later. The match goes for 20 minutes, and follows a fairly basic formula. When you are working with magic, you don't have to rewrite the book. Austin eventually wins with a Stunner, and the greatest match that could possibly happen is pulled off without a hitch.
