Ridiculous lines in song

[Godz Illa]

Ween - push th' lil daisys, worst song ever

Perhaps, but Ween had some great songs, and some truly inspired lyrics

My dinner's on fire while she watches tv
And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that i can
She's got time for the dog and none for her man
And i'm no dope, but i can't cope
So hit the f*ckin' road and piss up a rope

 

[Weasels Ripped My Flesh]

And some more lyrics from that same song:

you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
you can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
for the last 6 months i've been packing your bag
you can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
i'm sick of your mouth and your 2% milk
and i'm no dope, but i've lost all hope
so hit the f**kin road and piss up a rope

 

[brook]

I love Tori Amos but there aren't many better at writing lyrics that make little sense...

everyday's my wedding day
though baby's still in his comatose state
I'll die my own Easter eggs
don't go yet
and Beenie lost the sunset but that's but that's OK
does Joe bring flowers to Marilyn's grave
and girls that eat pizza but never gain weight
Father Lucifer you never looked so sane

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hello Mr Zebra
can I have your sweater
cause it´s cold cold cold
in my hole hole hole
Ratatouille Strychnine
sometimes she´s a friend of mine
with a gigantic whirlpool
that will blow your mind

hello Mr Zebra
ran into some confusion with a Mrs Crocodile
furry mussels marching on
she thinks she´s Kaiser Wilhelm
or a civillised syllabub
to blow your mind
figure it out
she´s a goodtime fella
she´s got a little fund to fight for Moneypenny´s rights
figure it out
she´s a goodtime fella
too bad the burial was premature she said
and smiled

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and what about the deal on that flying
trapeeze got a peanut butter hand
but honey do drop in at the
Dew Drop Inn
sweet sweet
between the bots and the bees

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and Jamaica
do you know what I have done
Mary M weaving on said
what you want is in the blood Senators
I got Big Bird on the fishing line
with a bit of a shout a bit of a shout
a bit of an angry snout
he's my favourite hooker of the whole bunch
and I know about his only Bride
and how the Russians die on the ice
I got my rape hat on
honey but I always could accessorise
and I never cared too much for the money
but I know right now
that it's in God's hands
but I don't know who the Father is

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don't make me scratch on you door
I never left you
for a Banjo
I only just turned around for a poodle
and a corvette
and my impression
of my best Angie Dickinson

 

[wittyfan]

"Words paint pictures in my mind" - Scott Thomas, "Never Enough".

"I've got to be more honest, I've got to be more modest" - Scott Thomas, "Secrets".

:badgrin:

 

[fat_mike]

i think of chinese food when i think of life, sweet and sour - the longest line - nofx

 

[Melstar]

ooh, that just reminded me of the LFO song - Summer Girls

NKOTB had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, For the summer

And this is all linked how???

 

[Munky]

Ween - push th' lil daisys, worst song ever

I'll agree when ever I insult a song I always say 2nd worst worst sond ever.

When people ask what is the worst I say the song by Ween.

 

[fat_mike]

triple M had the worst siongs of all time last year and ween came 3rd. the first 2 were even trashier than that piece of garbage

 

[SpaceMonkey]

theres a lady whose sure..all that glitters is gold...etc

Pretentious bollocks of the highest order.
What with this and the hatred of Billy Joel we're starting to find some common ground, Millers!

 

[hrundi99]

"I'm not the milk and Cheerios in your spoon,"
'
That inconceivably ridiculous first line speaks for itself.

I take it you know what Cheerios are?

 

[hrundi99]

Has to be Macarthur Park.

"Someone left my cake out in the rain..."

We have a weiner...

 

[sportive cupid]

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompatus of love
Now what is it you think the Steve Millar band were talkiing about when they said this

 

[MILLWALL]

this band called CANNIBAL CORPSE and there lyrics to there songs are really crazy http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/cannibalcorpse/tombofthemutilated.html#1

 

[sportive cupid]

what the hell is a pompatus

 

[SpaceMonkey]

this band called CANNIBAL CORPSE and there lyrics to there songs are really crazy http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/cannibalcorpse/tombofthemutilated.html#1

Cannibal Corpse didn't exactly invent that shit. Carcass, Autopsy and others all did the gore thing before (& better than) CC. Their lyrics are on the same site.

 

[The Engineers Room]

R.E.M. are the Kings of obscure lyrics. Some examples:

Why not smile - "I feel like a cartoon brick wall"

Saturn Returns - "You found the ladder in the pattern of your wrist
"

Circus Envy - "I've got my telescope head in the haystack.

I'm getting tired of your dodgeball circus act
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command"

E-Bow the Letter - "I wrap my hand in plastic to try to look through it
Maybelline eyes and girl-as-boy moves
I can take you far.
This star thing, I don't get it.

Aluminum, tastes like fear, Adrenaline, it pulls us near
"

E-Bow the Letter - "Here comes the flood.
Anything to thin the blood, these corrosives do their magic slowly and sweet"

 

[SpaceMonkey]

As much as Nirvana were a great band, Kurt Cobain's entire lyrical output would be at home in this thread.

 

[Karmichael Hunt]

Anything by Captain Beefheart, probably 'Beatle Bones and Smoking Stones' is one of the weirdest.

Defunct Australian band Cartoon have some insane stuff, from Byron Bay (which explains it), listen to their album 'Ovine/Bovine' for some strange s**t. The lyrics to the song 'Orifice' start with:

Mr Dictionary went to the lavatory
with Mr thesaurus who flushed with a blush,
he scared him with some lewd alliteration
and he stunned him with his five fish fingers

And thats just the first part. :? :?

 

[Twizzle]

what the hell is a pompatus

the correct word is prophetess

 

[sportive cupid]

ohh thank you Twizzie I think you are the only person I ever met that knew the words to that song.Still .....why do they call him Maurice?(well I know it's because he speaks of the PROPHETESS of love..).but why would Maurice speak of that?