Queensland
The Queensland State of Origin Team
The Queensland "spirit"
Justin Hodges
Billy Slater
The Wolf-f**ker
Terry Campese
95% of songs in the top 40
95% of songs played on JJJ
Global warming
Celebrity politicians/political candidates
Barak Obama (so he's better than W - wow, just f**king wow...)
Economic stimulus packages (though they can come in handy when your telly goes on the blink...)
Carbon "Pollution" Reduction Schemes
American "comedy"
Russell Brand
Sacha Baron Cohen
Rove McManus
Wil Anderson
Judith Lucy
Reducing the serving size but keeping the same price (Pizza Hut, Dominos (twice), Eagle Boys, Cadbury, Smith's are some of the more prominent examples I've picked up)
Pretty much everything somehow managing to outstrip inflation (especially rent)
Entertainment "news"
Commercial TV
"Reality" shows (every single last one of them)
Desperate Houses**ts
Kochie and Mel
Whoever the hell 9's current lame-arse answer to Kochie and Mel are
Grey's Anatomy
Shane Webcke as a weekend sports reader
The Johns brothers as commentators
The Black Eyed Peas
Lady Gaga
Lilly Allen
The Pussycat Dolls
Pink (alright, I like her, but she's not THAT f**king good)
Kings of Leon
Disney Corporation
The endless string of kiddie "stars" pre-fabbed by the Disney Corporation (and their associated shows and movies)
Debt-fueled economic growth
Fighting an economic crisis caused by too much debt with still more debt
Political interviews (I live in hope that one day, somewhere, somehow, a politician will give a straight answer to a simple question)
Election campaigns (basically a contest to see who can con the most gullible idiots)
Student politicians
Superleague
News Limited
AFL (I like the sport, but geez some of the people who follow and run it are insular bastards)
Alberto Contador (he can't legitimately be THAT much better than any other rider, including Armstrong)
Cristiano Ronaldo (I can begin hating him now he's left my team)
Motorcycle racing
Nascar/Indycar racing (wow - they can drive in a circle!)
Ford
sh*ts N' Giggles (aka Twenty20 cricket)
Pay TV
Rugby league "journalists" (except Roy Masters, and a handful of others)
Talkback radio
The Olympics
Expensive restaurants
Ticketing agencies
Economic growth (and the related obsession with always making a bigger profit than last year)
Marketing/advertising (and the scum responsible for it)
Money
Gambling (especially pokies and lotteries, but all forms except for poker)
Twitter
iPhones, iPods, i-anythings
Children's programs designed purely to flog the associated toy line
Telstra
The Indian crikcet team
Harbijhan Singh
Student protesters
