UBet and their Queensderpy Trifecta’s?

[Sans Souci Sainter]

I’m up sweating my ring out in Cairns and will go down to Townsville tomorrow to tick a box @ 1300Smiles where, hopefully, the Mighty Saints will go marchin’ in...

Humble brag aside, can someone explain why these Queensderpers can’t just do a normal Flexi box trifecta like every other agency?

I’ve noticed it on other trips but couldn’t find an explanation.

What the hell with this rubbish change? Is it favouring the house?

f**ken spackers!

 

[Sphagnum]

What a shit state full of tossers.

Pay the merkin behind the counter in 5 cent coins

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

What a shit state full of tossers.

Pay the merkin behind the counter in 5 cent coins

Lol. I think they can’t do basic maths and that’s why their trifectas are f**ked and they can’t do a proper Flexi. Decimal points melt their humidified brains.

Other examples which made me laugh at these maroon morons.

I was at Cairns Casino (not bad til the brain-rotting Bundy started kicking in at around 9pm), I was playing roulette and was having a bit of luck covering with “evens”, it came up 33, she paid out.

Thank you very much, gotta go, byeeee.

At Brothers Leagues after the game. The round was $36.60. I gave him $56.60 and his mind was blown. Even after I explained I just hate change and that makes it a 20 back to me, this f**ken dunce was looking at me sideways like I was weird and trying to pull some swifty on him.

No offence Queensderpers, but you’re mildly geniused.

Apart from that and Saints being shit, it’s been a good trip.

Out on the Quartedeck here at the Townsville Casino after pulling a healthy WA quaddie, very good steak, and unless Benny Barba ambushes between here and the tables, it’ll be another good day.