What are your favorite song lyrics?

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  1. NathanielOrtiz33

    NathanielOrtiz33 Juniors

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    What’s your opinion?
     
  2. muzby

    muzby Village Idiot Staff Member

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    the lyrics to the 'happy birthday' song..

    especially the ending - because then about 3 minutes later you get fed cake.
     
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  3. Lambretta

    Lambretta First Grade

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    I wouldn't say favourite, but I was really interested by the back story of the song "Seasons in the sun" by Terry Jacks

    Originally it was a Jacques Brel poem entitled the Le Moribond (The Dying Man) which was about a man who was dying from a broken heart when he discovered his best friend was sleeping with his wife

    Rod McKuen translated the Jacques Brel lyrics into English

    Then Terry Jacks re-wrote the song in honour of a friend who was dying of leukemia

    The Terry Jacks version enjoyed contemporary success (huge success) but in recent times has been viewed as overly sentimental and ranked number 5 in a CNN poll for worst pop songs ever recorded.
    Which is a horrible thing to say about a pleasant if somewhat sentimental song, judging by all the f**king garbage that has been made over the years such as Agadoo or the Macca f**king Rena
     
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  4. thorson1987

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    When I just a little baby boy
    My momma used to tell me these crazy things
    She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,
    She used to tell me he hated me
    But then I got a little bit older
    And I realized, she was the crazy one
    But there was nothin' I could do or say to try to change it
    'Cause that's just the way she was
    They said I can't rap about bein' broke no more
    They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more
    s**t, you think I won't choke no whore
    Til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!
    These motherf**kers are thinkin' I'm playin'
    Thinkin' I'm sayin' the shit
    Cause I'm thinkin' it just to be sayin' it
    Put your hands down bitch, I ain't goin' shoot you
    I'm a pull you to this bullet, and put it through you
    Shut up s**t, you're causin' too much chaos
    Just bend over and take it like a s**t, okay Ma?
    "Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore,
    Snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
    You god damn right bitch, and now it's too late
    I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states
    I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches
    Vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, Vrinn!
    Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
    Danglin' from his neck, while his head barely hangs on
    Blood, guts, guns, cuts
    Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts
    Bitch I'm a kill you! You don't want to f**k with me
    Girls leave, you ain't nothin' but a s**t to me
    Bitch I'm a kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef
    We ain't goin' never stop beefin' I don't squash the beef
    You better kill me! I'm a be another rapper dead
    For poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't a said
    But when they kill me I'm bringin' the world with me
    Bitches too! You ain't nothin' but a girl to me
    I said you don't, want to f**k with Shady (cause why?)
    'Cause Shady, will f**kin' kill you (ah-ha ha)
    I said you don't, want to f**k with Shady (why?)
    'Cause Shady, will f**kin' kill you
    Bitch I'm a kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'm a conceal you
    In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
    Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
    I'm tryin' to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
    It ain't acid rap, I just rap on acid
    Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
    Whoops! Is that a subliminal hint? No!
    Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
    Eminem offend? No! Eminem insult
    And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
    To do it again, then, if he does it again
    You'll probably end up jumpin' out of somethin' up on the tenth
    Bitch I'm a kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
    I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
    A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
    In a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?
    Serial killer hidin' murder material
    In a cereal box on top of your stereo
    Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
    Out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in
    Bitch I'm a kill you! You don't want to f**k with me
    Girls leave, you ain't nothin' but a s**t to me
    Bitch I'm a kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef
    We ain't goin' never stop beefin' I don't squash the beef
    Eh-heh, know why I say these things?
    Cause lady's screams keep creepin' in Shady's dreams
    And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
    This eighty G's a week to say the same things threece!
    Twice? Whatever, I hate these things
    f**k shots! I hope the weed will outweigh these drinks
    Motherf**kers want me to come on their radio shows
    Just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink?
    f**k that! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
    From fat bitch to off seventy-thousand pounds of her
    From principal to the student body and counselor
    From in-school to before school to out of school
    I don't even believe in breathin' I'm leavin' air in your lungs
    Just to hear you keep screamin' for me to seep it
    Okay, I'm ready to go play
    I go the machete from O.J.
    I'm ready to make everyone's throat ache
    You twigs keep eggin' me on
    Til I have you at knife point, then you beg me to stop?
    Shut up! Give me your hands and feet
    I said shut up when I'm talkin' to you
    You hear me? Answer me!
    Bitch I'm a kill you! You don't want to f**k with me
    Girls leave, you ain't nothin' but a s**t to me
    Bitch I'm a kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef
    We ain't goin' never stop beefin' I don't squash the beef
    Ha ha ha, I'm just playin' ladies
    You know, I love you
     
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  5. thorson1987

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    Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to explain
    I'm your biggest fan
    I just wanted to ask
    Could I eat your ass?
    Write back as soon as you can

    You've had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I've had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You've had a lotta dick Chasey
    But you ain't had mine

    Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to complain
    Ya never wrote me back
    How could I ever eat
    Your ass when ya treat
    Your biggest fan like that?

    You've had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I've had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You've had a lotta dick Chasey
    But you ain't had mine

    Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to constrain
    This letter is my last
    As your biggest fan
    I must demand
    You let me eat your ass

    You've had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I've had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You've had a lotta dick Chasey
    But you ain't had mine

    P.S.
    Mom and Dad this is Chasey
    Chasey this is my mom and dad
    Now show 'em them titties
    Now show 'em them titties
    P.S.
    Mom and Dad this is Chasey
    Chasey this is my mom and dad
    Now show 'em them titties
    Now show 'em them titties

    Would ya f**k me for blow?
     
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  6. Lambretta

    Lambretta First Grade

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    You have to go a long way to beat Tom Lehrer
    Poisoning pigeons in the park.......

    Spring is here, spring is here
    Life is skittles and life is beer
    I think the loveliest time of the year
    Is the spring, I do, don't you? Course you do

    But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me
    And makes every Sunday a treat for me
    All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon
    When we're poisoning pigeons in the park

    Every Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me
    As we poison the pigeons in the park
    When they see us coming
    The birdies all try and hide
    But they still go for peanuts
    When coated with cyanide

    The sun's shining bright
    Everything seems all right
    When we're poisoning pigeons in the park

    We've gained notoriety
    And caused much anxiety
    In the Audobon Society
    With our games
    They call it impiety
    And lack of propriety
    And quite a variety of unpleasant names

    But it's not against any religion
    To want to dispose of a pigeon
    So if Sunday you're free
    Why don't you come with me
    And we'll poison the pigeons in the park

    And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two
    While we're poisoning pigeons in the park
    We'll murder them amid laughter and merriment
    Except for the few we take home to experiment

    My pulse will be quickenin'
    With each drop of strychnine
    We feed to a pigeon
    It just takes a smidgin
    To poison a pigeon in the park
     
  7. Eion

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    The Gambler
     
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  8. thorson1987

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    I'm the Scatman

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    Everybody stutters one way or the other
    So check out my message to you
    As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
    If the Scatman can do it, so can you

    Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
    But doesn't ever stutter when he sings
    But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
    That the stutter and the scat is the same thing to you
    I'm the Scatman
    Where's the Scatman?
    I'm the Scatman

    Why should we be pleasin' in the politician heathens
    Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
    The state of the condition insults my intuitions
    And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood

    Everybody stutters one way or the other
    So check out my message to you
    As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back
    If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you
    I'm the Scatman

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    Yeah, I'm the Scatman
    Where's the Scatman?

    I'm the Scatman, repeat after me
    It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
    I'm the Scatman, sing along with me
    It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody

    Yeah, I'm the Scatman
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    I'm the Scatman
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    Everybody stutters one way or the other
    So check out my message to you
    As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
    If the Scatman can do it, so can you

    I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat
    Well, I'm the professor and all I can tell you is
    While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause
    Things you call dead haven't had the chance to be born
    I'm the Scatman

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    Yeah, I'm the Scatman!
    Where's the Scatman?

    I'm the Scatman, repeat after me
    It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
    I'm the Scatman, sing along with me
    It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody

    Yeah!
    I'm the Scatman!

    Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
    Yo da dub dub
    Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
    Yo da dub dub
    (I'm the Scatman)
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    Yeah, I'm the Scatman
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    I'm the Scatman
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    Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
    Bop ba bodda bope
    Be bop ba bodda bope
    Bop ba bodda
    (Yeah, I'm the Scatman)
    Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
    (Sing along with me)
    Bop ba bodda bope
    (It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody)
    Be bop ba bodda bope
     
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  9. Incorrect

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    The music industry is lying to you
    it is telling you that you are excited
    and you ARE excited
    and you ARE excited

    Or rather you have confused excitement,
    with the fear of missing out.
    Which is understandable as these two feelings
    are very closely related!

    Focusing, as they do, on the heart and the groin
    and ending in a bloody mess - pregnancy tests
    and too little sleep.

    Our survey says that shouting inanities
    in a regional accent is valuable to culture -
    look at Eastenders, Soccer AM,
    or the queen's speech!

    Our survey says paedophiles run the BBC
    but look at the alternatives!
    Drowning men, clutching at straws through
    their bell-end helmets
    Sad women, dreaming of being owned by them
    Their children, eventual despoilers of high streets
    clad head to toe in menstrual blood

    Screaming sexual insults into bedroom mirrors
    in the sad belief that it will empower them
    And it will empower them!
    And it will empower them!

    At least that's what it says on my cereal packet.

    That's what it says on my receipt from the apple store.

    (Good lord!)

    I cannot identify the bloodied bodies of my loved ones -
    they were killed whilst watching a new television show
    on the MTV network,
    one where Kim Kardashian is chased through woodland
    by a giant bear wearing a mask which carries the visage
    of recently deceased film director Michael Winner.

    The bear has apparently not qualified for a work place
    pension and is angry with Daniel Day-Lewis for what he
    perceives to be the relative lack of action in
    'There Will Be Blood' ..., which he otherwise enjoyed
    but found a little precious for his tastes.

    Anyway, after twenty minutes of panicked running around
    intercut with interviews with friends and other celebrities
    the production team behind the show all simultaneously
    come to the same horrifying conclusion -

    They have wasted the precious gift of life which has been
    given to them by science!
    They start attacking themselves with the nearest available
    objects, breaking off camera tripods to ram them bloodily
    into each other's eyes, climbing up the highest branches
    of trees to fall face down onto the pulsing earth
    The whole time shrieking and screaming with the sudden,
    primal vigour of lost souls who have forgotten language,
    and seem intent on shouting their black hearts from
    their grey ... Semi-erect chests.

    They face the pigs
    They face the pigs they were
    They face the pigs
    They face the pigs they were

    Anyway, my family members, otherwise enjoying a
    restful sunday afternoon spent basking in the
    christian lie of a benevolent and loving god,
    witness this horror through the prism of their television set
    Concentrated howl of psychic and bloodie anguish which
    has utterly enveloped the unlikely woodland scene is
    transmitted directly into the heart of our living room ...

    And it bursts from the screen
    And into their eyes and their hearts
    And their minds and their tits
    And their bits

    And it bursts from the screen
    And into their eyes and their hearts
    And their minds and their tits
    And their bits

    (I don't mind, why do you?)

    And it bursts from the screen
    And into their eyes and their hearts
    And their minds and their tits
    And their bits

    (I don't mind, why do you?)

    And it bursts from the screen
    And into their eyes and their hearts
    And their minds and their tits
    And their bits

    (I don't mind, why do you?)

    And it bursts from the screen
    And into their eyes and their hearts
    And their minds and their tits
    And their bits

    (I don't mind, why do you?)

    And it bursts from the screen
    And into their eyes and their hearts
    And their minds and their tits
    And their bits

    ... Sobs. Echo. Off their foreheads.
     
  10. TheFrog

    TheFrog First Grade

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    There'll be buckets, spades and bingo,
    Cockles, mussels, rainy days,
    Seaweed and sand castles, icy waves,
    Deck chairs, rubber dinghies,
    Old vests, braces dangling down,
    A suntanned stranded starfish in a daze.

    Up The Pool, written by Ian Anderson, recorded by Jethro Tull, 1971, describing the English seaside city of Blackpool.
     
  11. veggiepatch1959

    veggiepatch1959 First Grade

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    "Head Like A Hole" - Nine Inch Nails

    God money I'll do anything for you.
    God money just tell me what you want me to.
    God money nail me up against the wall.
    God money don't want everything he wants it all.

    no you can't take it
    no you can't take it
    no you can't take that away from me
    no you can't take it
    no you can't take it
    no you can't take that away from me

    head like a hole.
    black as your soul.
    I'd rather die than give you control.

    head like a hole.
    black as your soul.
    I'd rather die than give you control.

    bow down before the one you serve.
    you're going to get what you deserve.

    bow down before the one you serve.
    you're going to get what you deserve.

    God money's not looking for the cure.
    God money's not concerned with the sick amongst the pure.
    God money let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
    God money's not one to choose

    Especially the bolded lines.
     
  12. LESStar58

    LESStar58 Referee

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    Them that don't know him won't like him
    And them that do sometimes won't know how to take him
    He ain't wrong he's just different
    But his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right

    Waylon and Willie... Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys.
     
  13. horrie hastings

    horrie hastings Juniors

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    Two Elton Johns songs which are poles apart.

    Your Song


    It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
    I'm not one of those who can easily hide
    I don't have much money but boy if I did
    I'd buy a big house where we both could live

    If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
    Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
    I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
    My gift is my song and this one's for you

    And you can tell everybody this is your song
    It may be quite simple but now that it's done
    I hope you don't mind
    I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
    How wonderful life is while you're in the world

    I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
    Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross
    But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
    It's for people like you that keep it turned on

    So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
    You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
    Anyway the thing is what I really mean
    Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

    And you can tell everybody this is your song
    It may be quite simple but now that it's done
    I hope you don't mind
    I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
    How wonderful life is while you're in the world
     
  14. horrie hastings

    horrie hastings Juniors

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    I'm Still Standing

    You could never know what it's like
    Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
    And there's a cold lonely light that shines from you
    You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use

    And did you think this fool could never win
    Well, look at me, I'm a-coming back again
    I got a taste of love in a simple way
    And if you need to know while I'm still standing you just fade away

    Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did
    Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
    And I'm still standing after all this time
    Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

    I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah
    I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah

    Once I never could hope to win
    You're starting down the road leaving me again
    The threats you made were meant to cut me down
    And if our love was just a circus you'd be a clown by now

    You know I'm still standing better than I ever did
    Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
    I'm still standing after all this time
    Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

    I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah
    I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah

    Don't you know that I'm still standing better than I ever did
    Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
    And I'm still standing after all this time
    Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

    I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah
    I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah

    I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah
    I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah

    I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah
    I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah
     
  15. horrie hastings

    horrie hastings Juniors

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    Evil Woman -ELO

    "Evil Woman"

    You made a fool of me, but them broken dreams have got to end

    Hey woman, you got the blues, cos' you ain't got no one else to use
    There's an open road that leads nowhere
    So just make some miles between here and there
    There's a hole in my head where the rain comes in
    You took my body and played to win
    Ha Ha woman it's a crying shame
    But you ain't got nobody else to blame

    [Chorus:]
    E-evil Woman, E-evil Woman, E-evil Woman, Evil Woman

    Rolled in from another town
    Hit some gold too hot to settle down
    But a fool and his money soon go separate ways
    And you found a fool lyin' in a daze
    Ha Ha woman what you gonna do
    You destroyed all the virtues that the Lord gave you
    It's so good that you're feeling pain
    But you better get yourself on board the very next train

    [Chorus]

    Evil woman how you done me wrong
    But now you're tryin' to wail a different song
    Ha Ha funny how you broke me up
    You made the wine now you drink the cup
    I came runnin' every time you cried
    Thought I saw love smilin' in your eyes
    Ha Ha very nice to know, that you ain't got no place left to go

    [Chorus]




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  16. thorson1987

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    Too big, too small?
    Size does matter, after all
    Zu groß, zu klein?
    Er könnte etwas größer sein

    Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn
    Alleine in das Ausland fahren
    Reise, Reise! Fahrvergnügen
    Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben

    Just a little bit...
    Just a little, bitch!

    You've got a pussy
    I have a dick, ah.
    So what's the problem?
    Let's do it quick!

    So take me now, before it's too late
    Life's too short, so I can't wait
    Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
    I can't get laid in Germany…

    Too short, too tall?
    Doesn't matter, one size fits all
    Zu groß, zu klein?
    Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein

    Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr
    Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
    Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut
    Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut

    Just a little bit...
    Be my little bitch!

    You've got a pussy
    I have a dick, ah
    So what's the problem?
    Let's do it quick!

    So take me now, before it's too late
    Life's too short, so I can't wait
    Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
    I can't get laid in Germany…

    Germany! Germany!

    You've got a pussy
    I have a dick, ah
    So what's the problem?
    Let's do it quick!

    You've got a pussy
    I have a dick, ah
    So what's the problem?
    Let's do it quick!

    You've got a pussy
    I have a dick, ah
    So what's the problem?
    Let's do it quick!

    So take me now, before it's too late
    Life's too short, so I can't wait
    Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
    I can't get laid in Germany…
     
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    veggiepatch1959 First Grade

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    Love the uncensored video of Rammstein's "Pussy" he he he......
     
  18. OVP

    OVP Coach

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    When fact is fiction and TV is reality.

    From one of my least favourite bands, funnily enough.
     
  19. Generalzod

    Generalzod Coach

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    Until the end of the World: U2

    Haven't seen you in quite a while
    I was down the hold just passing time
    Last time we met was a low-lit room
    We were as close together as a bride and groom
    We ate the food, we drank the wine
    Everybody having a good time
    Except you
    You were talking about the end of the world
    I took the money
    I spiked your drink
    You miss too much these days if you stop to think
    You lead me on with those innocent eyes
    You know I love the element of surprise
    In the garden I was playing the tart
    I kissed your lips and broke your heart
    You

    You were acting like it was the end of the world
    Love, love, love, love
    Love, love, love, love
    Love, love, love
    In my dream I was drowning my sorrows
    But my sorrows, they learned to swim
    Surrounding me, going down on me
    Spilling over the brim
    Waves of regret and waves of joy
    I reached out for the one I tried to destroy
    You, you said you'd wait
    'Til the end of the world
     
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