what do players talk about as they leave the field?

[God-King Dean]

So says to Mabel, "Mabel..." I says....

 

[Red Bear]

"pull my finger"

"Ahh we have that joke in England as well"

"I said pull it"

 

[steggz]

So says to Mabel, "Mabel..." I says....

"Yeah, I seen him... that is to say, I saw him"

 

[Buzzard Breath]

Wheres Wally.

 

[Dave_]

"Who does your hair bro" and "Nice tough stickers dude, where did you get them done?"

Top 2 post game conversations for sure.

 

[Buzzard Breath]

Where did you go for your manicure?

 

[proto]

they praise their God and how he supporting them through the match

 

[gypsy]

Most of us don't say much beyond how's the family etc.

 

[kokz2014]

so 2 opposing teams of players knock the hell out of each other for 80 mins then as soon as the siren goes they are all pals shaking hands and walking off together chatting away, what do they say to each other? sorry for that squirrel grip mate? hows the wife and kids? did you get that fishing trip booked?............?

Yep, and I think the single men talk about "Who do you reckon is the hottest cheerleader?....yea she is hot"

 

[gypsy]

Yep, and I think the single men talk about "Who do you reckon is the hottest cheerleader?....yea she is hot"

We don't. I've never had that mentioned.

 

[kokz2014]

We don't. I've never had that mentioned.

Yeah sure mate, if you say so. You can never judge a book by its cover, right. The pure mind always behaves willingly until done in closed doors (dark secret) lol

 

[Pistol_Pete]

I reckon they say "it's lucky we had a pre game hug. That was what won it for us. I mean it's not like we haven't been seeing eachother all week at training, we just met 5 minutes before the game like the belrose bullant c grade team who only had 9 so we had to drag 4 out of the pub"

Seriously those pre game hugs. Wtf

 

[Buzzard Breath]

I hate those pre game hugs.

 

[The Enforcer]

Soward just walks straight to the sheds and doesn't even bother shaking hands.

 

[Dave_]

Soward just walks straight to the sheds and doesn't even bother shaking hands.

Probably because no one will shake his.

 

[Guzzler]

trying to find out at what latitude and longitude did the wreck of the Hesperus occur

 

[Buzzard Breath]

What size girdle are you wearing.

 

[steggz]

What would Greg Fleet do?

 

[Buzzard Breath]

Whats 4 x 5?

 

[Apey]

Their progress on proving the Riemann hypothesis