Superthread LXVII: Honouring Morgan Freeman on Helium

[God-King Dean]

Plodders.

 

[umina panther]

Lewis is a gutless turd who I despise for the way he sooked and left Penrith but if fit I pick him for NSW

 

[Apey]

Sir Ploddius the Plod
Captain Plod
Plodmaster

 

[Bazal]

Negative. Boss managed to let someone walk out with over $1600 worth of high end wine on Sunday.

Positive. Scored hot junior connies number when cops came today.

 

[Drew-Sta]

How did he walk $1600 out the door? Did he pinch a few bottles of Grange?

 

[Dutchy]

It grew legs Drew. Durrrr.

 

[Twizzle]

I am now officially at war with the Lycra wearing cycling douchebags.

Mamil

Middle
Aged
Men
In
Lyra

Run the pricks over

 

[Bazal]

How did he walk $1600 out the door? Did he pinch a few bottles of Grange?

She. 2 Stonewall, 2 Heytesbury, 2 Clonakilla Shiraz Viognier, 1 2010 RWT and 1 2009 707. All into a big handbag.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

i cycle often but never don the lycra and never will

also afternoon

 

[Dutchy]

Mamil

Middle
Aged
Men
In
Lyra

Run the pricks over

One of the merkins hit me today. I was walking across a pedestrian crossing, f**ker ran a red and took me out.
I'm glad he got hurt.

 

[Drew-Sta]

She. 2 Stonewall, 2 Heytesbury, 2 Clonakilla Shiraz Viognier, 1 2010 RWT and 1 2009 707. All into a big handbag.

At least she has good wine taste... :sarcasm:

Tell her you'll forget about it if she lets you drink them with her on a date?

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

She. 2 Stonewall, 2 Heytesbury, 2 Clonakilla Shiraz Viognier, 1 2010 RWT and 1 2009 707. All into a big handbag.

Someone would had to have seen something going on?

 

[muzby]

i cycle often but never don the lycra and never will

i do the same..

really don't see the benefit of / need for the lycra outfits..

yes, if i was racing at 70km/hr through the french alps, maybe..

but not cycling in traffic & bike paths around town..

wearing lycra round town is the equivalent of heading to the beach and wearing one of these:

 

[Bazal]

Someone would had to have seen something going on?

Not likely given the boss sits out in his office and leaves a casual on the tills alone

 

[BunniesMan]

What has the milestone thread turned into? I seriously don't understand what the "check" business is.

 

[Bazal]

It's people being complete morons.

 

[BunniesMan]

It's people being complete morons.

Is that it? Now I'm embarrassed about how much time I spent trying to read back and figure it out. Thought it was some sort of game...

 

[Bazal]

It's post whoring. Because you can easily check your post count without posting

 

[Apey]

A friend of mine has recently faced the long arm of the law's hammer of justice (aka a $300 fine) for robbing liquor stores. It was a two man op where his friend would dress up as a seedy looking drunk/druggo while he would don a suit, tie, glasses and play corporate business man. He stole the bottles while his co-conspirator played decoy. He's also a dole bludger. Haters gunna hate :lol:

 

[BunniesMan]

It's post whoring. Because you can easily check your post count without posting

Yeah that's what confused me. At first I thought they were posting to see their count but then I thought it's right there every time you post a normal post so I thought it was about something else. Silly me. If you're gunna be a whore at least get paid for it.

A friend of mine has recently faced the long arm of the law's hammer of justice (aka a $300 fine) for robbing liquor stores. It was a two man op where his friend would dress up as a seedy looking drunk/druggo while he would don a suit, tie, glasses and play corporate business man. He stole the bottles while his co-conspirator played decoy. He's also a dole bludger. Haters gunna hate :lol:

wtf...