Rumoured/Confirmed Signings and More Crap XVIII

[Poupou Escobar]

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

The lunatic with the moustache that swam across the bay to Jack Gibson's place one night to ask why he got sacked?

Yeh, that's him.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Reappeared at Parra in 1995 and played two games in first grade. I saw him in Peter Wynn's Score. He looked like he was carved out of the white version of whatever Manu Ma'u was carved from.

 

[Daneel]

I am sure that his body transformation has helped him get a contract. He wasn't exactly an elite player whilst at N'castle.

That's the Danny wicks I remember, I was with Barry I thought I was thinking of the wrong person, funnily enough jail time seems to have done him some good

 

[lingard]

jail time would do us all some good I'm sure.

 

[Daneel]

jail time would do us all some good I'm sure.

Speak for yourself lingard, good looking blokes like me dont do well in jail.

 

[jason taylor]

The lunatic with the moustache that swam across the bay to Jack Gibson's place one night to ask why he got sacked?

Took a knife with him during the swim as well, in case he encountered any sharks.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Speak for yourself lingard, good looking blokes like me dont do well in jail.

A mate of mine went to jail for a year for credit card fraud. While he was there he was so worried about getting raped, that he didn't have a shower for the whole year. Because he was so busy getting raped.

 

[strider]

i love a good "a friend of mine" story

;-)

 

[yy_cheng]

Speak for yourself lingard, good looking blokes like me dont do well in jail.

you can probably score a fair bit of cigarettes?

 

[Someone]

A mate of mine went to jail for a year for credit card fraud. While he was there he was so worried about getting raped, that he didn't have a shower for the whole year. Because he was so busy getting raped.

jeselnut fanboy

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Absosmurfly.

 

[hindy111]

One of my dads mates son picked up an older women-Went to her place.She tied him up and her husband come out and raped him While she played with herself.Not sure what this has to do with parras 2015 team thou?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

The ol' switcheroo? lol mad merkins

 

[yy_cheng]

One of my dads mates son picked up an older women-Went to her place.She tied him up and her husband come out and raped him While she played with herself.Not sure what this has to do with parras 2015 team thou?

We always pick up old hags, i.e. 30+ y.o former stars and we always get raped by the other teams with the ref watching and playing with himself as the opposition lie allover us in the ruck.

So it's a very good analogy

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

One of my dads mates son picked up an older women-Went to her place.She tied him up and her husband come out and raped him While she played with herself.Not sure what this has to do with parras 2015 team thou?

:sarcasm:

Not sure why you posted that either.

 

[hindy111]

:sarcasm:

Not sure why you posted that either.

I wasn't the guy if that's what your thinking, I don't even know if the story is true.Old man could of been telling me that so I don't let an older women tie me up I don't know.Was a lot too take in as a 10yld.....

 

[Someone]

it sounds like it wasn't the only thing you took in.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Your old man might've been confessing?

 

[Parraren]

Fmd this thread is scraping the barrel now....