Rumoured/Confirmed Signings and More Crap XVIII

[Eelementary]

how f**king dare you fill this thread with signing rumours.

you should feel ashamed. :crazy:

I know you're kidding, but tbh, I'm tired of all the off-topic shit. I wanted to steer us back on track.

 

[Obscene Assassin]

If it is us, don't forget there's marquee allowance (something like $600k for the squad) and it may include 3rd party deals that have been organised by Folau and his manager. All of this could bring it down to $750k on the cap.

 

[eels_fan]

Plus NRL said players such as Folau could be paid centrally by Smiths slush fund. For feasibly be less than $500k on the cap

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

f**k off, Eelementary. Just f**k right off.

 

[yy_cheng]

Eels, it is not off topic. Look at the heading. It falls under the crap part

 

[Gary Gutful]

I know you're kidding, but tbh, I'm tired of all the off-topic shit. I wanted to steer us back on track.

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[hineyrulz]

I hope it's not us.

x2, massively overrated he is. Just because he is carving up plodders in an inferior game like Yawnion doesn't mean he will do the same in NRL. His best position is on the wing, do we really want to be paying a winger anywhere near that sort of cash????

 

[strider]

I hope it's not us.

I'll put $50 on being one of: Roosters, Bulldogs, Broncos

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I'll put $50 on being one of: Roosters, Bulldogs, Broncos

The middle one.

 

[Jake the snake]

the middle one.

done deal at dogs

 

[natheel]

I hope it's not us.

Honestly I can't see Arthur doing this. He seems to be a fair coach and would want to give Hopoate a chance at fullback before deciding to chase another player. Unless of course izzy will be the centre? But for a mil a season? No thanks. I'd rather us go hard for Foran and keep Chris Sandow

We have a decent backline as it is

Hopefully Norman steps up this year


The other site rejoins Wayne Bennett wants Corey back in Brisbane (dunno why) but maybe if we get Foran we release Corey to Broncos? Personally I hope we keep Norman he could be a decent utility type player I think

 

[Obscene Assassin]

Honestly I can't see Arthur doing this. He seems to be a fair coach and would want to give Hopoate a chance at fullback before deciding to chase another player. Unless of course izzy will be the centre? But for a mil a season? No thanks. I'd rather us go hard for Foran and keep Chris Sandow

For a million a season there's absolutely no way we'd be able to sign both Foran and Sandow. Foran will want close to a million, if not right on a million himself. And depending on how he performs early on next season Sandow's next contract could be worth $750k. Plus I think Ryan Matterson will be ready for first grade in 2016 with a regular starting spot opening up for him in 2017. So for mine it's either Foran, DCE, or Sandow and not 2/3.

 

[jono]

So for mine it's either Foran, DCE, or Sandow and not 2/3.

I thought with Choc here DCE wasn't an option.
Always believe Foran would be a better fit for this team

 

[Obscene Assassin]

The Choc and DCE fight was beat up by the media so that they could sell papers and it was click-bait for them, no one likes Manly and we all wanted to read about how the team has 2 camps. The biggest problem was an ego-clash but they're both adults and if they were to play in the same team they'd get over themselves.

 

[TheRam]

Dogs for mine, with an outside chance it could be the Roosters.

But I really hope it is us. Better then Hopa will ever be. If I had to I would cut Hopa for Folau any day.

 

[hindmarshisgod]

1 million for a centre?

If Brad does this, then he is a bigger dope than the King of dopes Kearney.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Dogs for mine, with an outside chance it could be the Roosters.

But I really hope it is us. Better then Hopa will ever be. If I had to I would cut Hopa for Folau any day.

Hopoate's smarter, more skilled and a better bloke. Folau is just bigger and faster.

 

[emjaycee]

Interesting.

Given the lack of meeting its commitment to hold an AGM this calendar year, I wonder if some authority is able to/going to step in and wind that entity up? That would be one way to get rid of the "special consideration" in the constitution, that links 3 Directors from the Leagues Club to the Football Club - just not have a Football Club any more?

Given the Football Club hasn't been responsible for NRL-level issues for some time, its responsibility for the Juniors could just be subsumed into the Leagues Club? That way Parramatta reduces its amount of political shit-fights, mud-slinging and bad press by 50%!

Could that happen? It it a possibility? What other clubs have the same qualifications?

No it couldn't happen.

 

[hindy111]

Hoppa is smart...
Falou is just a Brut. As good as Falou is it would be a huge risk paying him that kind of money-Beeing out of the game so long.
He would be a good fit at the dogs IMO. But doubt theyl have that sort of cash after getting morris.Who knows T rex is off contract but you would imagine they would need too upgrade some jnrs.

 

[Obscene Assassin]

The Dogs don't have any juniors to upgrade.