Magpies

[Butto]

Work in an industrial shed and 1 came into the office today. Walked straight passed a truck driver , flew around a couple of times , shat on a desk and straight out again

 

[muzby]

They go nuts for 4 weeks a year, outside of that they are gentle creatures who can eat out of your hands.. Not to mention their song is pretty cool too..

It's like saying we need to get rid of females because of PMS..

 

[muzby]

Work in an industrial shed and 1 came into the office today. Walked straight passed a truck driver , flew around a couple of times , shat on a desk and straight out again

I misread that number 1 as a capital i.....

Was thinking your workplace must be really tolerant of you..

 

[muzby]

And on the topic of swooping birds, had a couple of Mynas swooping my dog today.

Little pricks didn't count on me being there with a large stick...

I hate mynas... The rats of the sky.

 

[alien]

Work in an industrial shed and 1 came into the office today. Walked straight passed a truck driver , flew around a couple of times , shat on a desk and straight out again

was the desk that of a manly fan. would make sense

 

[alien]

Evil vindictive bastard things.

and you'll get got too!

 

[alien]

Got swooped myself, they can bugger off.
Scary birdbrains.
Kill the bastards.

you probably deserved it! magpies are a good judge of character!

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

you probably deserved it! magpies are a good judge of character!

You'd never get swooped then. You have no character whatsoever.

 

[kia ora storm]

Stupid psychotic birds...