Super Bowl LI

[dogslife]

#backpackgate

 

[nick87]

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Haha, someone "mistakingly" took Shanahan's backpack during his press conference. He had the superbowl gameplan in there. They worked out who took it half an hour later and called them to bring it back. Hopefully he put a fake gameplan in there because we all know bellyfat is dissecting it inch by inch.

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Haha hoooo boy

 

[shiznit]

 

[Tom155]

 

[Tom155]

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

That sounds like none other than The Love Skunk aka Colonel Spicy Brown Mustard aka Dr. Funny Dave Damashek, the pot-bellied Jew.

Taste the limited-edition Han Solo blaster, ya jerks! *PEW PEW*

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

The ones with the coloured stones look pretty great with the Steelers ones leading the way, then Pats.

Giants ones fall a little flat imo.

 

[nick87]

Updated SB bets for me

Devin McCourty Tackeles/Assists OVER 5.0 $70.00 @ $1.82 *
Dion Lewis Receiving Yards OVER 22.5 Yards $50.00 @ $1.87 *
First Time Out ATL Falcons $50.00 @ $1.83
First Touch Down Tevin Coleman $10.00 @ $13.00
First Touch Down Dion Lewis $10.00 @ $13.00
First Touch Down Patrick DiMarco $10.00 @ $51.00 ~
First Touch Down Julio Jones $25.00 @ $9.00 ~
Longest Penalty Accepted OVER 15.5 Yards $20.00 @ $2.00
Mohamed Sanu Receiving/Rushing OVER 53.5 $20.00 @ $1.87
Most Receiving Yards Chris Hogan $10.00 @ $7.00 **
SB MVP Devin McCourty $24.33 @ $100.00 ~
SB MVP Julio Jones $10.00 @ $17.00
SB MVP Dion Lewis $10.00 @ $29.00 *
SB MVP Matt Ryan $240.00 @ $4.00 * ^^^^^^ god i need this to win haha
SB MVP Tom Brady $100 @ $1.95 *
Tom Brady Passing Yards OVER 306.5 Yards $20.00 @ $1.87 **
Total Punts UNDER 7.0 $20.00 @ $1.87
Total Sacks UNDER 3.5 $20.00 @ $2.10 ~
First Play of the Game PASS $150.00 @ $2.20 **
Atlanta Falcons +3 $60.00 @ $1.90
National Anthem OVER 128.5 Seconds $50.00 @ $1.75
Gatorade Colour that is dumped on winning HC - Blue $25.00 @ $8.00
Joe Buck's Tie Colour Red $25.00 @ $7.00

 

[God-King Dean]

There's nothing funny about an addiction....

 

[kurt faulk]

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Have i told you before to see a doctor nick? That looks like over a grand in bets.

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[Frederick]

Updated SB bets for me

Devin McCourty Tackeles/Assists OVER 5.0 $70.00 @ $1.82 *
Dion Lewis Receiving Yards OVER 22.5 Yards $50.00 @ $1.87 *
First Time Out ATL Falcons $50.00 @ $1.83
First Touch Down Tevin Coleman $10.00 @ $13.00
First Touch Down Dion Lewis $10.00 @ $13.00
First Touch Down Patrick DiMarco $10.00 @ $51.00 ~
First Touch Down Julio Jones $25.00 @ $9.00 ~
Longest Penalty Accepted OVER 15.5 Yards $20.00 @ $2.00
Mohamed Sanu Receiving/Rushing OVER 53.5 $20.00 @ $1.87
Most Receiving Yards Chris Hogan $10.00 @ $7.00 **
SB MVP Devin McCourty $24.33 @ $100.00 ~
SB MVP Julio Jones $10.00 @ $17.00
SB MVP Dion Lewis $10.00 @ $29.00 *
SB MVP Matt Ryan $240.00 @ $4.00 * ^^^^^^ god i need this to win haha
SB MVP Tom Brady $100 @ $1.95 *
Tom Brady Passing Yards OVER 306.5 Yards $20.00 @ $1.87 **
Total Punts UNDER 7.0 $20.00 @ $1.87
Total Sacks UNDER 3.5 $20.00 @ $2.10 ~
First Play of the Game PASS $150.00 @ $2.20 **
Atlanta Falcons +3 $60.00 @ $1.90
National Anthem OVER 128.5 Seconds $50.00 @ $1.75
Gatorade Colour that is dumped on winning HC - Blue $25.00 @ $8.00
Joe Buck's Tie Colour Red $25.00 @ $7.00

Jesus H christ. What does your missus think to all this? I know mine would legit kick me out if I spent that much on gambling

 

[dogslife]

To be fair, some of them are dead set certainties. How is the over/under on Dion Lewis' receiving yards 22.5?

Updated SB bets for me
First Play of the Game PASS $150.00 @ $2.20 **
National Anthem OVER 128.5 Seconds $50.00 @ $1.75
Gatorade Colour that is dumped on winning HC - Blue $25.00 @ $8.00
Joe Buck's Tie Colour Red $25.00 @ $7.00

These one's however just smack of desperation

Do they still use blue gatorade?

 

[nick87]

Jesus H christ. What does your missus think to all this? I know mine would legit kick me out if I spent that much on gambling

She knows what she signed up for
As long as the bills are paid it's all good

In fairness that's emptying both my 365 and SB accounts, which I had built up from $100 each
So it really only represents $200 of actual money

 

[AusKnightRKO]

So nervous, Heart says Pats by 3, Head says This could be a repeat of the Hawks Vs Broncos game, early pressure on brady, and the Falcons can run away with it. Also has the feeling of the Pats almost undefeated season, Unstoppable offence vs a good Defence... Hopefully the same thing happens to the falcons like the pats a decade earlier

 

[AusKnightRKO]

Where is everyone watching this?

 

[DC_fan]

Where is everyone watching this?

At home where it's cool

 

[DC_fan]

I am going for a defensive player to win MVP, which would destroy Nicks day

 

[Eelectrica]

I've got the recorder set and spend the day at work avoiding radios and the internet. LOL
Managed it for the last few years so hopefully I can keep that. going.

Hoping the Falcons win, but the more I think about it, the more I think the Patriots will jag another one.
The Falcons need to play their game which and avoid turnovers in the process, I think the Patriots will get one or two picks on Ryan and those mistakes snowball.
I wonder if we'll see an unexpected onside kick from the Falcons either in the opening kickoff or halftime (as I type this I have no idea if the coin has already been tossed or who's kicking off so this might seem a little weird.)

Any go the Falcons, would you kindly destroy the Patriots like it's 1985.

 

[DC_fan]

A Patriots victory will fit in well with Trump winning the Presidency.

 

[Pugzley]

Where is everyone watching this?

At home while folding the clothes. Will have the traditional Super Bowl lunch (Buffalo wings, Pizza and beer) with Dorritos and dips for snackage at the beginning of the 4th quarter.