Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

Therapeutic is origami

Testicles in origami

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Thought is optional

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

FFS Gary!!

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Why is Gary such a f**ken dumb merkin!?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Why is Gary such a f**ken dumb merkin!?

Craft beer in his blood surrogate.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Tits in Omelettes

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Trump: Illuminati Opposition.

 

[Gronk]

Treacherous Interventionist Oligarchy

 

[Dibs]

So I went on a Tinder date. Apparently my shakra is blocked. I didnt even know I had one so how the f**k do i unblock it. I asked if drinkking prune juice would help. Looked at me like I was an idiot.

So she has you pegged then

 

[Bazal]

So she has you pegged then

Is that how you unblock a chakra?

 

[84 Baby]

Is that how you unblock a chakra?

Not that there is anything wrong with that

 

[84 Baby]

Really it's only a sign of love and trust

And that you're probably in a faux relationship

 

[Bazal]

Really it's only a sign of love and trust

And that you're probably in a faux relationship

Nothing more alpha than taking it in the chakra. Just ask Swifty

 

[84 Baby]

Am I alpha if I'm constantly metaphorically taking it up the chakra?

 

[Bazal]

Am I alpha if I'm constantly metaphorically taking it up the chakra?

I think that's just called existing tbh

 

[84 Baby]

I think that's just called existing tbh

I suppose it's the price we pay for the occasional chance to non-metaphorically put one up a chakra

 

[lingard]

Re

Text induced orgasms...yes yes yessss!!!

Reckon you could write me a letter, big boy?

 

[lingard]

Testicles in Orbit

Is that the new comedy sci-fi series they're all raving about?

 

[Eelementary]

Wtf???

I get an email from iiNet declaring that they're disappointed that I contacted the TIO with my issue, and that all I needed to do was call them to have it rectified!

Where the hell do they get off?????

/Rant

 

[Twizzle]

You should respond to the email and explain that if they did their job you would not have had to contact the TIO. Its their fault