Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

Yeah mate ... the thought of julia roberts potentially sucking my c**k ... i thought it was obvious

I meant doing the sucking. Gob gob gob

 

[hindy111]

Get up you lazy merkin you are burning daylight!!

I have no work. What is the rush

 

[hineyrulz]

I have no work. What is the rush

Because daylight is burning.

 

[Gronk]

Get up you lazy merkin you are burning daylight!!

What a waste. That Tesla merkin should open a daylight bank.

 

[hybrideel]

Have jury duty today. Absolute terrible timing after starting a new position at work last week. Merkin of a thing

 

[Gronk]

Have jury duty today. Absolute terrible timing after starting a new position at work last week. Merkin of a thing

I went to a meeting at my daughters high school on 2nd day back of term and their principal said a few words and announced that he was off to jury duty. He said it was scheduled for 18 weeks.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I sucked a lot of c**k to get where I am
I only want to be the best that I can

I was old and needed the money.

 

[hindy111]

What a waste. That Tesla merkin should open a daylight bank.

Well im up. And its my fave time of the week

 

[hindy111]

I was old and needed the money.

French polish?

 

[hindy111]

Have jury duty today. Absolute terrible timing after starting a new position at work last week. Merkin of a thing

Easy to dodge.
Pm if want tips

 

[hybrideel]

My sister told me to mention that she is a solicitor and one side will likely not want me

 

[Gronk]

Easy to dodge.
Pm if want tips

Normal people don't look like you but.

 

[Bazal]

My sister told me to mention that she is a solicitor and one side will likely not want me

Just tell them that Killary rigged the election and was part of an elaborate conspiracy run out of a pizza shop by the Armani Brothers. And also that footy teams need more white people.

You'll be dismissed before you even sit down

 

[hindy111]

My sister told me to mention that she is a solicitor and one side will likely not want me

Just tell them you have started a new project and are running the project with 8 guys underneath you.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Not sure you can call group sex a ‘project’.

 

[Bazal]

Not sure you can call group sex a ‘project’.

As I recall that was a large part of your PhD, so maybe you can....

 

[strider]

Chances of getting picked r slim ... its just a massive waste of time

 

[Gary Gutful]

As I recall that was a large part of your PhD, so maybe you can....

Its different if animals are involved.

 

[Bazal]

Its different if animals are involved.

Sure, when it's just animals involved....

 

[parra pete]

Donald Trump is walking out of the White House and headed towards his limo when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”
Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout Donald duck."