Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Soren Lorenson]

It's not a toupee, its a Hair System

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/face-body/man-tests-viral-hair-makeover-and-the-results-are-wild/news-story/8e181c262f41c5d130c3ed446753bf95

 

[Gronk]

It's not a toupee, its a Hair System

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/face-body/man-tests-viral-hair-makeover-and-the-results-are-wild/news-story/8e181c262f41c5d130c3ed446753bf95

That was an ad that went to a fancy dress party as a newspaper article.

 

[Gary Gutful]

So I’m newly single and living in an apartment on Cairns Marina. Used to live in the burbs and never had any idea about how many fat bum bag wearing tourists waddle around the place. Equally parts fascinating and disgusting.

 

[Happy MEel]

So I’m newly single and living in an apartment on Cairns Marina. Used to live in the burbs and never had any idea about how many fat bum bag wearing tourists waddle around the place. Equally parts fascinating and disgusting.

Hope this new chapter has started out ok for you mate…obviously minus the fat bum bag wearing tourists.

 

[Twizzle]

So I’m newly single and living in an apartment on Cairns Marina. Used to live in the burbs and never had any idea about how many fat bum bag wearing tourists waddle around the place. Equally parts fascinating and disgusting.

a lot of nice eating places there, you might end up with your own fat bum

between there and the Casino you're in tourist central, before you know it you'll be taking day trips to Green Island

 

[Gary Gutful]

Hope this new chapter has started out ok for you mate…obviously minus the fat bum bag wearing tourists.

Thanks mate. I’d still give them one if they asked nicely.

 

[Gary Gutful]

a lot of nice eating places there, you might end up with your own fat bum

between there and the Casino you're in tourist central, before you know it you'll be taking day trips to Green Island

Food is great up here, but overpriced. Charging capital city prices without capital city quality and service. Criminal in my view.

 

[Twizzle]

Food is great up here, but overpriced. Charging capital city prices without capital city quality and service. Criminal in my view.

tourist central mate, tourist prices, if you walk a few extra blocks the prices drop dramatically

 

[Gary Gutful]

tourist central mate, tourist prices, if you walk a few extra blocks the prices drop dramatically

But you also risk their being no-one open and if they are you’ll be roughed up by shit bags.

It’s grim.

 

[Gary Gutful]

That said, our locals where we used to live were Barron River Hotel and the Red Beret. Both charged $10 for a schooner.

 

[Eelogical]

That said, our locals where we used to live were Barron River Hotel and the Red Beret. Both charged $10 for a schooner.

Highway robbery.

 

[Happy MEel]

Thanks mate. I’d still give them one if they asked nicely.

Man’s gotta do…

 

[parra pete]

A shy bloke goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively.
"Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the bloke is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a journalist and I've got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"

 

[Gronk]

So I’m newly single and living in an apartment on Cairns Marina. Used to live in the burbs and never had any idea about how many fat bum bag wearing tourists waddle around the place. Equally parts fascinating and disgusting.

Have you had your nose op yet ?

 

[King-Gutho94]

https://twitter.com/NdamukongSuh/status/1760292237085171982?t=HUTbVQ9nMJs0shnTgfUBgw&s=19

https://twitter.com/NdamukongSuh/status/1760292238267932775?t=5xDu4BpF0Ch_m9XXxkhYzg&s=19

https://twitter.com/NdamukongSuh/status/1760292239505281490?t=CBofwezF7mM9ZTNICthyTg&s=19

https://twitter.com/NdamukongSuh/status/1760292240616718824?t=KWqyG6oX3o_Ora6z-cZ6fA&s=19

This guy a former NFL Defensive Tackle and has earnt probs around 200 million in his career.

So money isn't an issue but its more interesting when the yanks actually get out and explore the world some of them realise how backward there country really is.

 

[Avenger]

So I’m newly single and living in an apartment on Cairns Marina. Used to live in the burbs and never had any idea about how many fat bum bag wearing tourists waddle around the place. Equally parts fascinating and disgusting.

Have you thought about moving to NSW?

 

[Gronk]

https://twitter.com/NdamukongSuh/status/1760292237085171982?t=HUTbVQ9nMJs0shnTgfUBgw&s=19

https://twitter.com/NdamukongSuh/status/1760292238267932775?t=5xDu4BpF0Ch_m9XXxkhYzg&s=19

https://twitter.com/NdamukongSuh/status/1760292239505281490?t=CBofwezF7mM9ZTNICthyTg&s=19

https://twitter.com/NdamukongSuh/status/1760292240616718824?t=KWqyG6oX3o_Ora6z-cZ6fA&s=19

This guy a former NFL Defensive Tackle and has earnt probs around 200 million in his career.

So money isn't an issue but its more interesting when the yanks actually get out and explore the world some of them realise how backward there country really is.

There is a real push back on legislation seeking a "living wage" over there. Min wage is set by each state and some just dont GAF.

Minimum wage by state U.S. 2024| Statista

The federally mandated minimum wage in the United States is 7.25 U.S.

www.statista.com

 

[King-Gutho94]

There is a real push back on legislation seeking a "living wage" over there. Min wage is set by each state and some just dont GAF.

Minimum wage by state U.S. 2024| Statista

The federally mandated minimum wage in the United States is 7.25 U.S.

www.statista.com

Its quite pathetic really we all laugh at there gun laws.

But this is just a bigger issue over there. Minimum wage is a disgrace in some states.

The other thing is when i have met a few Americans on some of travel tours i have been on in Europe. They are shocked we get 4 weeks per year Holiday leave.

When i was in America 2 years ago our trip manager from California said the average American only generally get 1 week paid holiday per year and here we were on a 3 week cross-country trip around the USA.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Have you thought about moving to NSW?

I have mate. Could easily see myself living in Sydney. Nothing’s off the table at this point. Just need to right job opportunity to come up.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Have you had your nose op yet ?

Yep. Tomorrow will be two weeks since the surgery.

Pain has largely gone and I’m becoming increasingly less congested but still wouldn’t say that I’m breathing through my nose like a champion just yet. I hope it continues to improve.