2025 R1 Sun - Melbourne 56-18 Parramatta @ AAMI

[Exsilium]

Bellamy is upset because he won’t be eating the heart of a squad players first born after this showing

 

[Wb1234]

Brad Arthur is still looking for an nrl contract

 

[JamesRustle]

I could score a try through that eels left side... and I've been on a 3 day bender

 

[Grapple]

That was a great line from Meaney. Melbourne clearly had a great preseason to be this well drilled

 

[The Mad Hatter]

If Brown is worth $1m a season…

Surely 70-80 pts for Melbourne on the cards too.

 

[Woody90]

Eels shitness aside, the difference between how the 2025 Storm have handled a GF loss compared to the 2024 Broncos is amazing.

 

[Comfy]

hahahahahahahhaha

 

[Wb1234]

Parra opened up easier than Bonnie Blue there

She had a thousand put on her in 24 hours

 

[Fangs]

Confirmed that Tuilagi is as bad on the left as he is on the right.

Define apathy. I'll be surprised if he plays firsts next week.

 

[Loose Cannon]

Storm points outnumber Eels tackle count.

 

[speedster]

Who's Melbourne's assistant coach this year? He must be looking like a genius too already. Somebody sign him up quick!

 

[Marshall_magic]

Lomax has gone from being an average centre, to a gun, rep-quality winger, to fighting to change clubs so he can return to being a bog average centre... it's wild

Crazy thought…he’s a winger and should be used as such.

 

[Bazal]

If Brown is worth $1m a season…

Surely 70-80 pts for Melbourne on the cards too.

Brown is not even close to the problem...

 

[JamesRustle]

What's the highest amount of points scored before HT?

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Ryles stepping up to head coach has a David Furner feel about it. It's hard to see either in the top job, they come off as career assistant coaches.

 

[Exsilium]

 

[dogz08]

Eels, Roosters, and the Cowboys could easily be out of the race after round 1 if Manly put the foot down

 

[alexwilliams_66692007]

Sympathy set restarts for Parra here

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

melbourne getting called offside now that they're up 34-0. bless

 

[JamesRustle]

Oh dear god