5th Test: 8pm England v India @ The Oval Jul 31-Aug 4, 2025

[Fangs]

I feel dirty saying it but go Team India.

England deserve to be humbled more than once this year.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

India still 2 down with a lead of 130. Night watchman who had an average of 7 going into the innings just brought up his 50. Out scoring Jaiswal in the partnership currently at 85.

 

[TheParraboy]

Poms need 324 to win , 9 wicket in hand
Duckett 34*

Game probably over sometime after tea today

Think England wins it tbh...

 

[Fangs]

Team India will get those 9 wickets and secure the trophy.

England will cry and claim a moral victory because the series was drawn.

 

[TheParraboy]

Team India will get those 9 wickets and secure the trophy.

England will cry and claim a moral victory because the series was drawn.

Haha I can see it now

but but they didn’t beat us

 

[Fangs]

Haha I can see it now

but but they didn’t beat us

Total wankers.

Let India win then we can 4-0 them in the Ashes before New Years day.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

8 wickets really, Ser Woakingthorpe won’t be batting.

 

[TheParraboy]

Funny hearing some of these indians chirping in English...

 

[Fangs]

2-20 boys get these blokes out.

 

[TheParraboy]

8 wickets really, Ser Woakingthorpe won’t be batting.

If they are 9 down and need a few to win, he strolls out

Graham Smith batted at 11 with a broken hand in Sydney, South Africa needed to survive another 3 overs (or thereabouts) to survive for a draw,

 

[TheParraboy]

2-20 boys get these blokes out.

Poms picked a batting deep side this test

Gus has a test ton and bats at 9

 

[TheParraboy]

Got him Pope LBW

 

[TheParraboy]

Poms 3/106
Target 374

Still a long way to go for both sides

Another wicket before lunch would be lovely

 

[Fangs]

Poms picked a batting deep side this test

Gus has a test ton and bats at 9

Bat deep but shit their pants just as deep as well.

England will make a game of it. 370 is still a big chase.

 

[TheParraboy]

oh no

Siraj you fool

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Siraj is a f**king spanner.

 

[Fangs]

Aakash 'Andrew McDonald' Deep bowling with the keeper up. If he were Ian Harvey Dominic Thornley I'd back him to get a wicket.

Desperate times. 167 to win with 7 in hand.

 

[Fangs]

Siraj showing a bit of leg. Even gave his lingerie to the umpire. Outrageous.

 

[Fangs]

Root well set to Deep.

 

[Twizzle]