Spring 2025

[Lemon Squash]

Holy f**k what a dooooogsh*t race that Oaks preview was lol. I like Options in the Derby preview looks promising.

All of those Jockeys should have to hand their ride fees back, disgraceful the lot of them.

Also I wouldn’t give up on Options, if it didn’t get skittled I think it probably holds on and wins

 

[Cumberland Eel]

All of those Jockeys should have to hand their ride fees back, disgraceful the lot of them.

Also I wouldn’t give up on Options, if it didn’t get skittled I think it probably holds on and wins

It was a farce for sure Lem and this shit seems like it’s getting served up more & more at Metro meetings.
Haha the Derby preview was a shit show how there wasn’t multiple falls I don’t know! Options definitely a bit hard done by but the 2 that just finished ahead look like decent stayers themselves.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Big run

Very good run - I hope @Sans Souci Saint smashed the place.

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Very good run - I hope @Sans Souci Saint smashed the place.

I backed him top 1/2/3/4/5.

That pube collector favourite not scraping into a place or even the first four is what stung.

I had a good collect on the Sunny Coast quaddie, but in the words of the hardest working man in show business, James Brown, I’m a greedy man.

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

All of those Jockeys should have to hand their ride fees back, disgraceful the lot of them.

Also I wouldn’t give up on Options, if it didn’t get skittled I think it probably holds on and wins

Shane Dye gave the clowns in the Makybe Diva both barrels on that HK show. It was great. He doesn’t give a f**k. I thought he might miss J Mac, but no, could’ve gone harder really but at least he gave it to them.

The onus lays with the trainers. I don’t know why some of the smaller stables don’t throw caution to the wind and try them on more often.

I’ve got mates with horses (imports) with Waller and I hear their pre-race and I hear Waaahler say “Unfortunately this guy keeps getting caught in these dawdling races…”

And I shake my head. Well what? This horse won’t have a go and will just end up midfield again because he doesn’t have a pace-setter/bunny set up for him? f**ken bullshit.

Didn’t we just see the highest odds winner at some race in England because of this type of bullshit? Someone finally had the agates to have a crack?

Dye had a good comment saying you wouldn’t see that bullshit in the Makhbe Diva in his day and he’s right.

Anyway, I’ve shaked my fist at clouds enough for one post.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

I backed him top 1/2/3/4/5.

That pube collector favourite not scraping into a place or even the first four is what stung.

I had a good collect on the Sunny Coast quaddie, but in the words of the hardest working man in show business, James Brown, I’m a greedy man.

Aren’t we all Sans.. aren’t we all!! That’s what Honkers is for haha

 

[Lemon Squash]

Shane Dye gave the clowns in the Makybe Diva both barrels on that HK show. It was great. He doesn’t give a f**k. I thought he might miss J Mac, but no, could’ve gone harder really but at least he gave it to them.

The onus lays with the trainers. I don’t know why some of the smaller stables don’t throw caution to the wind and try them on more often.

I’ve got mates with horses (imports) with Waller and I hear their pre-race and I hear Waaahler say “Unfortunately this guy keeps getting caught in these dawdling races…”

And I shake my head. Well what? This horse won’t have a go and will just end up midfield again because he doesn’t have a pace-setter/bunny set up for him? f**ken bullshit.

Didn’t we just see the highest odds winner at some race in England because of this type of bullshit? Someone finally had the agates to have a crack?

Dye had a good comment saying you wouldn’t see that bullshit in the Makhbe Diva in his day and he’s right.

Anyway, I’ve shaked my fist at clouds enough for one post.

Amen brother!!!

I’m really going to have to watch this HK show. Purtons misses ta-ta’s and to a lesser extent Shane Dyes comments have me very interested

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Amen brother!!!

I’m really going to have to watch this HK show. Purtons misses ta-ta’s and to a lesser extent Shane Dyes comments have me very interested

It’s the first time I’ve watched it, and apparently that chrome-dome f**kstick Richardson usually hosts it, but he wasn’t there today so don’t hang me if he comes back with all of his cheese-ball antics like he’s trying to tune your nanna while your standing there.

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

I’m not going to keep stroking off Dye, but I have heard him elsewhere say that he did what he infamously did on Veandercross because he had walked the track extensively and thought that that was the best tactic/strategy to win the race and that he would do the exactly same thing given everything that he thought on the day.

it didn’t pay off on the day and he has eaten shit about it since it happened but this is what we have lost over time through the generations. Good or bad, whatever. This sort of nouse has been lost in jockeys and it sucks. J Mac might have a bit of it l, and he is lauded as the greatest thing since sliced bread, but still got smoked by Jenni that day when he fell asleep and got made to look like an absolute f**ken goose!

We might need some more smart arse Irish jocks to shake these complacent wankers up.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Honkers abandoned ffs!!

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Honkers abandoned ffs!!

I just had a hearty lash, you turd-ticklin’ bitch asses!!!

 

[to_ddeath]

Shane Dye gave the clowns in the Makybe Diva both barrels on that HK show. It was great. He doesn’t give a f**k. I thought he might miss J Mac, but no, could’ve gone harder really but at least he gave it to them.

The onus lays with the trainers. I don’t know why some of the smaller stables don’t throw caution to the wind and try them on more often.

I’ve got mates with horses (imports) with Waller and I hear their pre-race and I hear Waaahler say “Unfortunately this guy keeps getting caught in these dawdling races…”

And I shake my head. Well what? This horse won’t have a go and will just end up midfield again because he doesn’t have a pace-setter/bunny set up for him? f**ken bullshit.

Didn’t we just see the highest odds winner at some race in England because of this type of bullshit? Someone finally had the agates to have a crack?

Dye had a good comment saying you wouldn’t see that bullshit in the Makhbe Diva in his day and he’s right.

Anyway, I’ve shaked my fist at clouds enough for one post.

It used to be called competitive racing…we only see this when a bunch of horses are actually set for the same damn race these days lol
Dye might be famous for some odd big race rides but the majority of the time he was a genius at work to watch

 

[to_ddeath]

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I just had a hearty lash, you turd-ticklin

I’m not going to keep stroking off Dye, but I have heard him elsewhere say that he did what he infamously did on Veandercross because he had walked the track extensively and thought that that was the best tactic/strategy to win the race and that he would do the exactly same thing given everything that he thought on the day.

it didn’t pay off on the day and he has eaten shit about it since it happened but this is what we have lost over time through the generations. Good or bad, whatever. This sort of nouse has been lost in jockeys and it sucks. J Mac might have a bit of it l, and he is lauded as the greatest thing since sliced bread, but still got smoked by Jenni that day when he fell asleep and got made to look like an absolute f**ken goose!

We might need some more smart arse Irish jocks to shake these complacent wankers up.

Damn straight
Out of the local riders only Nash is occasionally outside the box…often there are days when JWhack can’t 1 out 1 back, he may as well turn to crack…

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Thoughts?

I was thinking fridge magnets out of my car boot. Warwick Farm, Canterbury, Kembla, you farkin know where qarnt…

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

 

[Lemon Squash]

@Sans Souci Saint some of your absolute best here hahahaha

 

[Lemon Squash]

Poor old Ash Morgan dumped off Private Harry. Don’t really think he did anything wrong, Horse just went ordinary imo.

Don’t piss off the crazy rich asians.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Holy f**k Wootton Basset has passed away today. That’ll send some shock waves through the breeding industry!!

 

[Lemon Squash]

They will stop sending the big dogs over here soon, too much risk.

Royal Patronage will get a gig as a stallion over here to continue the line. If Waznodeton pulls a finger out he might be a chance as well.