The shit list and more.

[Avenger]

Sorry, I don’t make the rules … oh wait, yes I do.

No you don’t.

I’m pretty sure I inducted Wiremu Greig. I heard today that he has retired.

My opinion counts.

I am the way the truth and the spite. Nobody gets on the shit list unless it’s through me.

Avenger 23:13.

 

[Avenger]

You deserve to be on this list simply for fat shaming people.

Oh f**k off, you soft cock. I’ve never seen the fat merkin. He just sounds like one and admitted he was. It’s not shaming it’s guessing.

 

[Suitman]

Oh f**k off, you soft cock. I’ve never seen the fat merkin. He just sounds like one and admitted he was. It’s not shaming it’s guessing.

Easy tiger.

 

[DaveMc]

Oh f**k off, you soft cock. I’ve never seen the fat merkin. He just sounds like one and admitted he was. It’s not shaming it’s guessing.

It’s very much like the Churchill quote.

“Mr Churchill, you are drunk.”
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

Avenger: “Dave Mc, you sound like a fat merkin.”
Dave Mc: “Avenger, I may be somewhat overweight, but soon I shall be thinner and you shall remain a dumb merkin.”

 

[Avenger]

Easy tiger.

Ne seri.

 

[Avenger]

It’s very much like the Churchill quote.

“Mr Churchill, you are drunk.”
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

Avenger: “Dave Mc, you sound like a fat merkin.”
Dave Mc: “Avenger, I may be somewhat overweight, but soon I shall be thinner and you shall remain a dumb merkin.”

Churchill defintely was a fat merkin and had to take baths because he couldn’t stand long enough in the shower.

 

[DaveMc]

Churchill defintely was a fat merkin and had to take baths because he couldn’t stand long enough in the shower.

He also won a world war. And of interest to your folk, is attributed, probably apocryphally unfortunately, probably the most incisive quote about the Balkans that could ever exist.

 

[Avenger]

He also won a world war. And of interest to your folk, is attributed, probably apocryphally unfortunately, probably the most incisive quote about the Balkans that could ever exist.

What’s my folk again?

 

[DaveMc]

What’s my folk again?

You’re pretty vocally proud about your Serbian heritage, no?

 

[Avenger]

You’re pretty vocally proud about your Serbian heritage, no?

I am, but I’m more Australian and Churchill from memory sent many brave Aussies to their death. That was the war he f**ked up in.

 

[DaveMc]

I am, but I’m more Australian and Churchill from memory sent many brave Aussies to their death. That was the war he f**ked up in.

Probably not the time to debate WW2 history, but for his flaws,there’s a very good chance the world would look a different place today if not for his policy and resolve. He was someone who, when out of power and while the UK was practising appeasement, recognised the evil of Hitler and called it out, and then put everything into defeating it when the easy route would’ve been to remain out of it. He’ll forever be one of the most consequential figures of western liberal civilisation, and he did it while being a fat drunkard.

 

[King-Gutho94]

Just wondering is Zac Lomax still eligible to be put on this famous list or has he missed the boat seeing as he is no longer at the club

 

[Avenger]

Just wondering is Zac Lomax still eligible to be put on this famous list or has he missed the boat seeing as he is no longer at the club

He misses the boat, unfortunately.

 

[Gary Gutful]

That’s a shame. He deserves to be on it.

 

[Stagger eel]

maybe we should put together a shit merkins list with Lomax, Lyon and Bob Lindner being the first recipients?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Lomax is in good company.

 

[Hindmarshisgod2]

I reckon lomax still qualifies to enter the shit list as he is not signed to another club. He is under conditions of release and cannot play for any other nrl team. So he is technically still an eel.

 

[Avenger]

I reckon lomax still qualifies to enter the shit list as he is not signed to another club. He is under conditions of release and cannot play for any other nrl team. So he is technically still an eel.

Enter

Zac Lomax

An absolute A-grade peanut. Came in on a wave of hype and expectation and left as nothing more than another glaring failure in Brad Arthur’s so-called character judgment. I was warned he was one of the dumbest players to ever play the game—someone who needs constant reassurance just to function. Now banished to irrelevance, which feels entirely appropriate.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Avenger giving the people what they want! Well deserved Lomax you absolute mercenary!

 

[Hindmarshisgod2]

Enter

Zac Lomax

An absolute A-grade peanut. Came in on a wave of hype and expectation and left as nothing more than another glaring failure in Brad Arthur’s so-called character judgment. I was warned he was one of the dumbest players to ever play the game—someone who needs constant reassurance just to function. Now banished to irrelevance, which feels entirely appropriate.

Great stuff.

He lost me the game where he dropped the ball over the try line and kept running not bothering to turn around to chase. He showed us all in that moment that he only cares about the glory plays and being the hero. Absolute drop kick of a person.