Rd1: GAME DAY THREAD 8pm Parra v Storm in Melbourne - 5/3/26

[Delboy]

We have played poorly for sure

But the NRL have got their message out, don’t challenge us

 

[JokerEel]

Penisini is done

 

[PARRA_FAN]

That's not even Ron Massey standard. You deserve to get hooked for that

 

[The Predictor]

Anyone concerned about the ragdoll lack of Ionghi size? He’s definitely been handled tonight.
Been more impressed with his effort in the first half’s defence as opposed to even remembering his attack attempts.

As I’ve always said thus far he isn’t and hasn’t torn teams to shreds, he’ll be decent, maybe better, but not elite we are just so desperate since Hayne fk his life up that where hanging on to anything

 

[JokerEel]

We have played poorly for sure

But the NRL have got their message out, don’t challenge us

They absolutely f**ked us in the first half... We are gassed

 

[lucablight]

Because we are exhausted

You could argue we’re exhausted because of the dud calls which put us on the back foot and caused us to play with score board pressure and caused our completion rate to fall apart. Also we couldn’t bring Tuivati into the game because we were forced to use Papalii.

 

[eels_fan]

Ready to have the line put through us to not win the comp this year tonight

 

[Jake the snake]

Jim’s Mowing must be getting is lawn mower ready soon. He’ll be sacked surely

 

[Timana]

Ionghi should not have jumped up for that ball

 

[Parra Cheeses]

You could argue we’re exhausted because of the dud calls which put us on the back foot and caused us to play with score board pressure and caused our completion rate to fall apart. Also we couldn’t bring Tuivati into the game because we were forced to use Papalii.

Or we are shit

 

[Poupou Escobar]

In the first 10 minutes of game?

Their spine is very good at isolating merkins. Once Hopgood went off for that bullshit sin bin, a couple of our blokes tired very quickly.

 

[Timana]

50 incoming

 

[The Predictor]

We have played poorly for sure

But the NRL have got their message out, don’t challenge us

Unfortunately the usual Parra shitshow will supersede officialdom

 

[lucablight]

Or we are shit

Yeah that too

 

[Parrapat]

The big lesson for mine tonight is to 1) bury Harry Grant 2) when the ref is clearly in the mood to only penalise you double down, triple down, quadruple down.

We have allowed the inconsistent biased reffing to get into our heads and we've totally lost the plot at marker and the whole backline is backing off.

We should be just giving away 6 x 6 agains in a row and damn the ref. Make him give a penalty the scum and chooks do.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Far out! Another break followed by drop ball...ridiculous!

take the tackle boys!

 

[PARRA_FAN]

What is wrong with these blokes? Complete a friggin set!!!

 

[Pazza]

I hate to sound like an arsehole but I got no sympathy for grant

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Ryles should be sacked.

 

[JokerEel]

We make a break Russel loses it by a dumb pass