Rumours and Stuff

[LyonHeart]

Talk that Penisini is out tomorrow and Samrani is in

 

[Jake the snake]

I’m his lover - he does things with that beak that would make you blush

His nose will always make him off side. He needs to be 5m behind the kicker with bazooka on his head. The reason for his slow speed could also be because of certain aerodynamic challenge. He needs the old nose cones they put on the top of trucks.

 

[LyonHeart]

His nose will always make him off side. He needs to be 5m behind the kicker with bazooka on his head. The reason for his slow speed could also be because of certain aerodynamic challenge. He needs the old nose cones they put on the top of trucks.

Could potentially become the first player suspended for a eye gouge with the nose

 

[Parra Pride]

Thats how bad we are going with backs.. The Ibis is talked up

It is genuinely depressing that our next best option is Bryan Kelly or Jordan Plodrani while our first choice are Russell and the Penis.

 

[Lemon Squash]

His nose will always make him off side. He needs to be 5m behind the kicker with bazooka on his head. The reason for his slow speed could also be because of certain aerodynamic challenge. He needs the old nose cones they put on the top of trucks.

Legit though he goes alright, give him a chance. I’d much prefer him on the wing though.

 

[LyonHeart]

Legit though he goes alright, give him a chance. I’d much prefer him on the wing though.

maybe better to play Simonson at centre and Samrani on the wing

 

[Soto]

Blokes like Samrani, Doorey, etc are not the problem as they are not the saviours. They put in.
The experienced players getting paid big $$$ who are supposed to drive outcomes and lead the team are the ones who should be held more accountable.
Not every player is a superstar or will ever be one but the unfair criticism some of these fringe first graders cop is ridiculous...

 

[viole02]

Maybe someone is desperate to make some sort of signing given the relative failures of tha past 4/5 years, just saying

If were offering mitch 3 years 900k surely we couldve offered keon more money then ffs

 

[Soto]

If were offering mitch 3 years 900k surely we couldve offered keon more money then ffs

If anyone signs Barnett for any amount of money for 3 years should be arrested.
Go target the best up and coming props. Blokes who 5-10 years ahead of them. Not blokes on the downhill slide...get a grip

 

[viole02]

Man its tough being an eels fan. We need some miracle signings or lorenzo/lincoln to be the second coming of nrl jesus.

 

[Avenger]

If anyone signs Barnett for any amount of money for 3 years should be arrested.
Go target the best up and coming props. Blokes who 5-10 years ahead of them. Not blokes on the downhill slide...get a grip

Trey Mooney on $600k suddenly looks like a bargain.

 

[LyonHeart]

Trey Mooney on $600k suddenly looks like a bargain.

That would have been too intelligent for us to do. We only buy players who are eligible not to pay tax in their Super

 

[Soto]

Trey Mooney on $600k suddenly looks like a bargain.

I like him but let's be honest what has actually done? $600k is overs for him too

 

[JokerEel]

I like him but let's be honest what has actually done? $600k is overs for him too

Let me just find my Pou talking points..

Inflation
Market Value
18th Team
Salary Cap 97.5%

@Poupou Escobar how did I do?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

No worries. High salary, refuses surgery or medicine and doesnt even touch protein powders after work outs.But you already knew that. Nothing to be concerned about.......

Is he better than what we've got or isn't he? Is he no longer a first grader? Is he too old? We had a star outside back and he didn't want to play for us. Then we asked Melbourne for one in exchange for Lomax and none of them were interested. What are we supposed to do with the rest of Lomax's cap space?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

– Doubling down on their disrupter edict, warning that a penalty will be called if a player does not genuinely contest the ball but instead jumps in the air to bat the ball back with one hand, interfering with an opponent’s chance to catch the ball;

I did not realise that was illegal.

I know it is if they are really just taking the fullback out.

This way they can't say i WaS jUsT tRyInG tO bAt ThE bAlL bAcK sIr FfS

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Let me just find my Pou talking points..

Inflation
Market Value
18th Team
Salary Cap 97.5%

@Poupou Escobar how did I do?

Well you're claiming it's all bullshit without explaining why you think so.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I would say only 2 Eels players would make the Broncos starting line-up those individuals being Fox and Moses.
We should be big under dogs.

We are paying four bucks. Get on.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

People forget Barnett for the first part of his career pre warriors was an okay first grader at best. When he signed for the Wahs no one gave a f**k.

He might be a late bloomer.

 

[JokerEel]

Well you're claiming it's all bullshit without explaining why you think so.

They are your talking points talk to them ffs