The Swamp

[Tiger5150]

That is the dumbest post I have ever read from you - granted you are here to troll parra fans, but you are usually way cleverer than that!

Im sure there has been dumber, but in my defence it was an answer to a very dumb question.

 

[Tiger5150]

Kenty was prattling on about the miracle of Benji's coaching and how the've got it so right this year and none of it to do with Richardson.

You've had one win more win this year on last!

It's a different comp ffs, new rules, it's evened out, the talent is thin, it's a long year, injuries come, as does origin.

I thought Eels fans were victims of our delusions but whoah....

You seem really upset and invested in the Tigers being April runners up Pat. Maybe a low carb drink would help?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

If? If?

I guess we will never know Pou. Thats a shame.

Tell me about the time the Tigers havent had more than 2 players out all year but poor old Parra......

Yeah that’s exactly what’s happened. I check the NRL injured list every week.

Tell us about how your first choice centre Toa has been going in reserve grade.

 

[viole02]

I just did. Form in the last month counts for a lot more than form 9 months ago. Ask Craig Bellamy



I didnt include the Cowboys. The two teams I mentioned (Warriors and Newcastle) were in the top 4 when we played them

Mate i get youre happy tigers might finally make the top 8 after 15 years but relax a little. Its only 6 games in and the sea eagles and knights are also top 5 currently

 

[Parrapat]

You seem really upset and invested in the Tigers being April runners up Pat. Maybe a low carb drink would help?

Poor old Kenty, hopelessly adrift now that he's off the piss.

 

[Tiger5150]

Yeah that’s exactly what’s happened. I check the NRL injured list every week.

Tell us about how your first choice centre Toa has been going in reserve grade.

Hasnt finished a game yet as he tries to build fitness to return to first grade. Unfortunately re-injured his arm again last week and didnt finish the game. Luckily though we have depth and our 5th choice centre Patrick Herbert filled in and tore up scoring a try, 1 x TA, 1 x LBA, 184m run and 4 tackle breaks in his first game in the NRL in 4 years.

Next man up Pou boy........Next man up!!!!

 

[JokerEel]

Im sure there has been dumber, but in my defence it was an answer to a very dumb question.

Well I had to phrase it that way for my audience...

 

[Tiger5150]

Mate i get youre happy tigers might finally make the top 8 after 15 years but relax a little. Its only 6 games in and the sea eagles and knights are also top 5 currently

Mate, I havent talked them up, Im quietly confident they will regress back to the middle of the pack, hopefully higher than 9th though. I have simply been politley replying to ParraPats last insecure rantings.

 

[Tiger5150]

Poor old Kenty, hopelessly adrift now that he's off the piss.

I see you have started

 

[Parrapat]

Hasnt finished a game yet as he tries to build fitness to return to first grade. Unfortunately re-injured his arm again last week and didnt finish the game. Luckily though we have depth and our 5th choice centre Patrick Herbert filled in and tore up scoring a try, 1 x TA, 1 x LBA, 184m run and 4 tackle breaks.

Next man up Pou boy........Next man up!!!!

I got a baaad feeling as I was listening to Kenty today and he brought up how the Galvin move to the Dogs ruined the Tigpies good start last year.

I'm sure that won't happen this year.

I'm sure Jahream Bula's very happy to stay and not tempted by the big creamy Bulldogs dollars on offer.

Who's his manager again?

 

[Tiger5150]

I got a baaad feeling as I was listening to Kenty today and he brought up how the Galvin move to the Dogs ruined the Tigpies good start last year.

I'm sure that won't happen this year.

I'm sure Jahream Bula's very happy to stay and not tempted by the big creamy Bulldogs dollars on offer.

Who's his manager again?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Hasnt finished a game yet as he tries to build fitness to return to first grade. Unfortunately re-injured his arm again last week and didnt finish the game. Luckily though we have depth and our 5th choice centre Patrick Herbert filled in and tore up scoring a try, 1 x TA, 1 x LBA, 184m run and 4 tackle breaks in his first game in the NRL in 4 years.

Next man up Pou boy........Next man up!!!!

Was that against perennial top four side the Newcastle Knights?

 

[Tiger5150]

Was that against perennial top four side the Newcastle Knights?

Mate we cant play Parra every week.

 

[Tiger5150]

Not sure why some of you guys keep entertaining certain dribblers...they should do us all a favour and f**k off...

Are you going to stand up for yourself Pat?

 

[King-Gutho94]

Mate we cant play Parra every week.

I wish we could play Parra lite every week.

 

[the phantom menace]

Are you going to stand up for yourself Pat?

I thought that post was about Pou...

 

[Tiger5150]

Maybe all the merkins who keep hip dropping our players need better training staff?

That would explain 3 or your 14 injuries.

What about?

• Richard Penisini (knee, Round 8)
• Jonah Pezet (hamstring, Round 11-12)
• Jordan Samrani (knee, Round 13)
• Kitione Kautoga (knee, Round 13)
• Apa Twidle (shoulder, Round 15)
• Arthur Miller-Stephen (ACL, 2026)
• J'maine Hopgood (ACL, 2027)
• Matt Doorey (ACL, 2027)

 

[Tiger5150]

Not when they’re shit it isn’t. They’re better off doing less.

Its a results driven business

 

[Tiger5150]

At half time you had 19 completed sets from 22 against Broncos who had 14 from 17 - 60% to 40% possession.
Penalties 1-1 but Broncos hammered 4-2 ruck infringements, 3 to 0 inside 10. That's 5 extra sets of six agains.

At 8-0 you had 75% to 25% possession, 13/14 and broncos 4 from 5.

At 14 to 6 66% to 34%, 19/22 and 10/13.

It's clear the Tigpies are ref's favourite this year yet still couldn't score more tries than the shithouse Eels nor beat the 10th placed Donkeys. Luckily for you you only have the 7th placed Sharks and 14th placed Scum up next.

to @Parrapat , Parra on the right side of the penalties 5-2....Parra the new NRL darlings?

To everyone else but Pou......fantastic and gutsy win to you guys today. Well done and great win. You guys should be very proud of your guys today. Keep that up and they will win many more, but dont let Pou back on the bandwagon if it happens. He gave up after 5 weeks and is a merkin.

 

[Parrapat]

to @Parrapat , Parra on the right side of the penalties 5-2....Parra the new NRL darlings?

To everyone else but Pou......fantastic and gutsy win to you guys today. Well done and great win. You guys should be very proud of your guys today. Keep that up and they will win many more, but dont let Pou back on the bandwagon if it happens. He gave up after 5 weeks and is a merkin.

Look at those 6 agains, only the two and both of them against us.

That was one of the greatest refereeing performances in the NRL era taking us back to the greatest days of rugby league when footy was played and men were men. Liam Kennedy, take a bow.

May the rest of the refs take their lead from you. The 6 again is dead, long live the penalty!