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No more sand in our faces.

Dave Q

Dave Q

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Since Souths have killed off their finals hopes, I hear that "Better Gardens" is now out-rating Friday Night Football

Whats the use of having a finals series that no-one cares about.

It seems to me that most people would rather watch grass grow than watch the Broncos, the Storm or Easts.

Excuse me why go outside and clean my hubcaps. I spent an 3 hours on each of them yesterday.

Then I go for a short drive and then I get to clean them again.

Awesome, better than rugby league anyway.
 
Aaron_sfas

Aaron_sfas

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i almost died of boredom watching the easts manly game yesterday. stared at a wall for 40 minutes and kicked my dog.

there should be a rule amendment that means souths make the finals regardless of their position on the table... for the games sake
 
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Sugar

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Dave Q said:
Since Souths have killed off their finals hopes, I hear that "Better Gardens" is now out-rating Friday Night Football

Whats the use of having a finals series that no-one cares about.

It seems to me that most people would rather watch grass grow than watch the Broncos, the Storm or Easts.

Excuse me why go outside and clean my hubcaps. I spent an 3 hours on each of them yesterday.

Then I go for a short drive and then I get to clean them again.

Awesome, better than rugby league anyway.
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So thats why you were in the car when you rang yesterday for the autopsy
 
Dave Q

Dave Q

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Sugar said:
So thats why you were in the car when you rang yesterday for the autopsy
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Yes.

I was hoping for some additional road grime to liberate itself from the gutter and onto one of my plastic hubcaps.

Then I can put the hose on it.

Followed by 2 washes with "LU" brand carwash.

Then a steam clean.

Buff with clean towel

Repeat steps above.

Then a polish with SBW hubcap wax ( european cars...not that I own one).

Then dry with a hair dryer on low heat.

Repeat.

Then a good wipe with my Souths home jumper dipped in acetone.

When it looks A1 and I can see my frowning refelection, I go out and mess it up again.

The chances are better than good that SBW only left town because he decided to support Souths last week.

If it wasnt for LU I'd be on the next flight myself. Those passengers in that Qantas jet falling from the sky had it better than us. At least they survived.

Not that our Sugar likes to talk airlines..
 
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Dave Q

Dave Q

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krudmonk said:
That was a lot of sand yesterday...
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But not on my hubcaps...

Mate, Im not going back to the horrid past to feel yukky.

Whats done is done.

I reckon I can get by on looking forward to next weekend's thrashing.

I dont need the extra's, we dont need to pay overs....for misery therapy.

Ive decided to stick up for SBW to cheer myself up.
 
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Dave Q

Dave Q

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Spiritually, theres a lot of us fleeing the game with SBW at the moment.

And we know that he will be made to suffer for all of the ills of the game.

Bad refereeing: blame SBW

Poor crowds: blame SBW

Souths fan's misery: blame SBW

He is just a really dumb kid that has been poorly advised.

At the end of the day, its not his fault he is so stupid, he was born that way.

He's screwed up his whole life and his future for some cash grab now.

No-one will want anything to do with him for the 40 years after his career has ended. It will be like a gaol.

He will be despised like the chamberlain's even though they were innocent.

Theres a bit of sonny in all of us.
 
Dave Q

Dave Q

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African Monkey said:
I blame SBW for everything.
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Good call A.M.

Gievn that everybody else hates him, I think we should set the example and make SBW the patron of this thread.

Teach the kids that being nice, loyal and trying hard is for losers.

That the best thing to do is to sell out as many people as you can.

If you stand for truth and justice and being whole and righteous, then you end up being a Souths supporter and having to struggle and watch sub-standard performances.

But If you are a complete bastard, then you can cheerfully support a team of greedy mercenaries like the Storm or Easts or Brisbane. And whats more, you can win.

Life sucks and is unfair. Thats the truth. SBW is merely enlightening us to this ugly league existence. He's being truthful and people hate the truth.

They all prefer the lie that one day they will be delivered to the promiseed land.

Yeah well trying telling that to a Souths fan at the back end of this woeful season.

We are not taking this anymore.

Sugar once told me that it was Ok to get angry at the club, I have never forgotten that.

He said I could get angry but still love the club. I thought that wouldnt work.

But you know what, he was right.

Thats why he is a moderator I suppose.

Oh look over there, theres some acetone, I'd better take a swig!!
 
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Dave Q

Dave Q

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Sugar said:
Its Hegarty's fault SBW left town,Hegs thought he was Candice for a minute and approached SBW in the mens room the other night
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lol.

SBW was having problems handling the pressure of being the only good dog player left and he bolted.

I understand.

But we are all under pressure by this Souths team atm.

We are still here suffering Sonny. Why arent you?
 
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SaveTheChildren

Juniors
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Dave Q said:
But not on my hubcaps...

Mate, Im not going back to the horrid past to feel yukky.

Whats done is done.

I reckon I can get by on looking forward to next weekend's thrashing.

I dont need the extra's, we dont need to pay overs....for misery therapy.

Ive decided to stick up for SBW to cheer myself up.
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Defending SBW is dangerous ground dave.
 
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SaveTheChildren

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Dave Q said:
Ive trolled on Tigers LU, after that I think I can pretty much handle anything.
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You had me worried for a minute there with that five in a row. What happened?

Missed the sh@tfight on LU, I was polar bear spotting at perisher. Didn't see any polar bears, just Sean Garlick and his family at Ski Rider. LOL
 
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