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[MattJ]

no pathetic is taking every old stereotype type joke, replacing the previous subject with souths and then slapping each others backs and stroking each others dicks as if it was the funniest bunch of jokes ever written.

Its also a little ironic that one of those jokes about the girls crossing the road to start a fight for no reason comes from a couple of skidmarks who ventured into another forum to start flinging sh*t around the place for no apparent reason.

You guys are obviously entertaining yourselves, no one else could give a f**k, keep laughing at your own jokes guys, its actually kind of sweet you found each other, you make a cute couple.

 

[saint-colesy]

Look, I'd hate to see both you & D4L lose your place standing in the Centrelink queue, so we'll continue this chat later shall we? That's if you're still here and Sugar hasn't banned you in the meantime, of course.

Gotta love your originality and the irony of this post:crazy::crazy:

 

[cb4]

Jason Taylor asked Ricky Stuart after the game. "Ricky, I thought
I had the journey planned, how did you beat me ?".

Pretty simple, replied Ricky " I picked my players for their
intelligence and asked them just one question".

That simple said Taylor ?, Yep replied Ricky, pick one of my squad
and
see how he does.

Taylor thinks for a while then nominates Luke Covell. Ricky calls
him
over & asks him,

"Who is the child of your Father & of your Mother who is not your
Brother is not your Sister?"

"Ah simple Ricky", says Luke, "its me". Well done Cov, says Ricky, &
Taylor is very impressed.

Taylor returns to the Hotel & wonders about the intelligence of his
team.
He calls in Roy Asotasi and says to asks him "Who is the child of
your
Father & of your Mother who is not your Brother & is not your Sister?"

Roy thinks & thinks & doesn't know the answer. "Can I think about
it
bit more J.T & I'll give you an answer tomorrow ?".

Of course, says Taylor, you've got 24 hours. But it is very
important
that you come up with the answer.

Roy goes away, thinks as hard as he can, & then he calls in his team
mates.

Chris Sandow thought it might be his Grandpa but wasn't sure.
Chris Sandow was certain that it couldn't be anyone.
Ben Lowe refused to answer in case he was sacked for not knowing.
Nigel Vagana owned up to having failing the test and thats why he had
to
come to Souffs and play for the Rabbits.
John sutton thought it would be an Uncle in Fiji who had been adopted
as a child.
Nathan Merrit went into the foetal position.

The rest of the team wouldn't even hazard a guess.

20 hours later, Roy is very worried that he still has no answer with
only 4 hours to go.
Eventually Roy , thinks I know, I'll ring Wingy he's bloody smart,
he will know the answer.
He phones Wing. "Wingy tell me who is the child of your Father & of
your Mother who is not your Brother & is not your Sister?

Very simple says Wingy, "its me".

Of course, says Roy and rings Taylor. "J.T", I've got the
answer:
its Wingy".

"No, you idiot", says Taylor. "It's Luke Covell."

 

[Dave Q]

These inbred tools are now copping some from me over on their home forum.

Their own kind can then see what tossers they are.

An embarrasment to their forum and club.

 

[Dragon-4-Lyf]

Hahahahahahahaha

Your On Fire There Cb4

 

[Dragon-4-Lyf]

these Inbred Tools Are Now Copping Some From Me Over On Their Home Forum.

Their Own Kind Can Then See What Tossers They Are.

An Embarrasment To Their Forum And Club.

Our Own Kind Know What You Tools Are Like Anyway.... We Are Having A Laugh At Your Whinging Expence

 

[cb4]

Hahahahahahahaha

Your On Fire There Cb4

i got more

 

[cb4]

a baby rabbit goes to a councellor

"i wanna leave home, my daddy keeps beating me".

councellor says" why dont you go live with mummy rabbit then?"

"she beats me too!" replies baby rabbit

"what about aunty n uncle rabbit, can you live with them?"

"no they beat me too!" says the baby rabbit

"well, who do u wanna live with?" asks the councellor

"the south sydney rabbits" says baby rabbit "coz they cant f**king beat anyone"

 

[Nemesis]

Gotta love your originality and the irony of this post:crazy::crazy:

BTW.. getting back to D4L's stitches (and yours too), no one will ever know you've had that lobotomy, if you wear an extra large merkin on your head to hide the scars and you learn to control your slobbering. Here's a helpful link for you.. http://www.merkinworld.com

 

[Dragon-4-Lyf]

btw.. Getting Back To D4l's Stitches (and Yours Too), No One Will Ever Know You've Had That Lobotomy, If You Wear An Extra Large Merkin On Your Head To Hide The Scars And You Learn To Control Your Slobbering. Here's A Helpful Link For You.. http://www.merkinworld.com

And Again.....

Patheticness At Its Best...........

 

[cb4]

how do u know about merkin world
does the misses not maintain her sh*t??

 

[Dragon-4-Lyf]

a Baby Rabbit Goes To A Councellor

"i Wanna Leave Home, My Daddy Keeps Beating Me".

Councellor Says" Why Dont You Go Live With Mummy Rabbit Then?"

"she Beats Me Too!" Replies Baby Rabbit

"what About Aunty N Uncle Rabbit, Can You Live With Them?"

"no They Beat Me Too!" Says The Baby Rabbit

"well, Who Do U Wanna Live With?" Asks The Councellor

"the South Sydney Rabbits" Says Baby Rabbit "coz They Cant F**king Beat Anyone"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Brilliant Cb4

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Dragon-4-Lyf]

how Do U Know About Merkin World
Does The Misses Not Maintain Her Sh*t??

Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hammered Him Cb4

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Your On Fire Buddy

 

[cb4]

its a quiet day in the office

 

[Nemesis]

a baby rabbit goes to a councellor

"i wanna leave home, my daddy keeps beating me".

councellor says" why dont you go live with mummy rabbit then?"

"she beats me too!" replies baby rabbit

"what about aunty n uncle rabbit, can you live with them?"

"no they beat me too!" says the baby rabbit

"well, who do u wanna live with?" asks the councellor

"the south sydney rabbits" says baby rabbit "coz they cant f**king beat anyone"

Said by the 41 year old virgins... :lol:

 

[Dragon-4-Lyf]

We Should Be Scared Right About Now Apparently, The Time Is Approaching For Us To Be Barred....

Then The Central Coast Crowes Supporters Can Live In There Fantasy World Of "world Dominance" By The Rabbitohs... Lolololol

Without Anyone Snapping Them Out Of There Dream

Go The Central Coast Crowes

 

[Dragon-4-Lyf]

said By The 41 Year Old Virgins... :lol:

And Again......

Pathetic!!!!!!!!!

 

[cb4]

Said by the 41 year old virgins... :lol:

come up with some new dirt man
in my lifetime, u have achieved the same as us
deal with it
spastic
im surprised you guys didnt march into sydney banding anything you scabs could find coz you avoided the wooden spoon again

but you would be banging all the sh*t you did find with your hefty collection of spoons

 

[Nemesis]

how do u know about merkin world
does the misses not maintain her sh*t??

Sorry cb4, I didn't mean to let your secret out...

 

[cb4]

Sorry cb4, I didn't mean to let your secret out...

what that my misses shaves her bush n urs has a santa beard??