94: Superthread 11 (FOTM is pisshands)

[The Preacher]

sitting at Charlotte airport waiting for our flight to NYC. i dont enjoy flying in america, its always such a punish.

thankfully theres lots of adorable little black kids around to keep me entertained.

also, sassy. on the flight here she squirted mayo all over the evangelical christian sitting next to us on the plane. LOLOLOL.

Are you sure it was Sassy's mayo and not the evangelists OWN brand.

 

[DownUnder]

Bathrooms should clean themselves....

 

[adamkungl]

so should kitchens, loungerooms, bedrooms....

 

[DownUnder]

Damn right kungl

 

[adamkungl]

clearly my girlfriend isn't pulling her weight

 

[DownUnder]

You have to get her back in line....

 

[Joker's Wild]

LOL @ you 2 cheese heads thinking you have any control over women at all

Women are a force of nature. Sit back and admire their beauty but never be foolish enough to think that anything you do will change the course that they are set on.

 

[adamkungl]

LOL @ you 2 cheese heads thinking you have any control over women at all

Women are a force of nature. Sit back and admire their beauty but never be foolish enough to think that anything you do will change the course that they are set on.

:lol: the best we can do is sit on here and talk sh*t

 

[perverse]

Somebody set us up the bomb.
We get signal.
What!
Main screen turn on.
Its you!!!
How are you Gentlemen!
All your base are belong to us.

you are on your way to destruction.
what you say?
you have no chance to survive make your time.
ha ha ha.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

:lol: the best we can do is sit on here and talk sh*t

Jokers is right. Us guys like to think we rule the world but the fact of the matter is that we have just been fooled into believing that. Any bloke who thinks he is master of his own destiny is either gay, or just hasn't seen a decent set of boobies yet. Boobies rule the world!

 

[JessEel]

Jokers is right. Us guys like to think we rule the world but the fact of the matter is that we have just been fooled into believing that. Any bloke who thinks he is master of his own destiny is either gay, or just hasn't seen a decent set of boobies yet. Boobies rule the world!

..

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Its true. No matter how high a station a Man holds in life, if he see's a nice set, his knees turn to water and his mind to jelly. Throughout all of history, the highest and most mighty leaders have all had the same weakness. Boobies.

Even in recent times, the leaders of the world have been brought to their knees by a nice set. Bill Clinton, Sergio Berlusconi are two of the most recent examples. Finding a straight Man who is impervious to the power of the Boob is like trying to find rocking horse sh*t.

We all know that we can't help ourselves, yet we like to have these delusions about our own grandeur. Boob's are the normal Man's equivalent of Cryptonite for Superman. If ever a Female Super Villain came along who was smoking hot AND had Boobies made of Cryptonite, the world would cease to exist. Game over Man, Game over!

 

[StormChaser]

Wow, just went into the NRL section for the first time in ages, and it's chock full of weird arsed newbs all talking sh*t! What is going on? What is this influx of whackjobs???

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Wow, just went into the NRL section for the first time in ages, and it's chock full of weird arsed newbs all talking sh*t! What is going on? What is this influx of whackjobs???

Not just the NRL section. The FFB is full of them atm as well.

Don't worry. Like a bad Vindaloo, they will pass through fairly quickly. The Mods and regular posters will sort them all out.

 

[God-King Dean]

Is it just me or are paydays awesome ?

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Is it just me or are paydays awesome ?

Yes they are awesome. Unfortunately, Payday is always immediately followed by Mortgage day :x for me. If I checked my account atm I'd be loaded, sadly by tomorrow, almost half of it will be forfeit to the bank and I'll feel like a pauper again.

 

[StormChaser]

Not just the NRL section. The FFB is full of them atm as well.

Don't worry. Like a bad Vindaloo, they will pass through fairly quickly. The Mods and regular posters will sort them all out.

One of them IS a mod! :sarcasm:

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I have a feeling that, the particular "mod" you are talking about is being set up for a monumental fall. There is something not quite rigt about that whole situation and Coby does like to have a bit of fun with people every now and then.

Doesn't he Didgi...

 

[Joker's Wild]

I have a feeling that, the particular "mod" you are talking about is being set up for a monumental fall. There is something not quite rigt about that whole situation and Coby does like to have a bit of fun with people every now and then.

Doesn't he Didgi...

It does smack of a practical joke doesn't it

 

[StormChaser]

Ahhh ok. Makes sense now. You have to draw me a map sometimes. Cheers.