The NRL hall of prophecy

[Swiftstylez]

I have read the prophecies that befall on all of the NRL, and see that the Eels need to address certain things should they hope to win this year. There are several prophecies relating to the Eels, and they are very concerning.

I see the following prophecies: 'The halves will need 'the chosen one' from behind and will prosper'

'A mid season storm will be subdued, but darkness will fall'

'A captain knows what is best, he shall have to pass this test'

 

[parra pete]

I have read the prophecies that befall on all of the NRL, and see that the Eels need to address certain things should they hope to win this year. There are several prophecies relating to the Eels, and they are very concerning.

I see the following prophecies: 'The halves will need 'the chosen one' from behind and will prosper'

'A mid season storm will be subdued, but darkness will fall'

'A captain knows what is best, he shall have to pass this test'

:lol: You bring lots of humour to the forum Swifty. More humour is definitely needed. Keep it up...

 

[Snoochies]

Don't prophecies tell us what WILL happen not what SHOULD happen.

 

[salvy71]

I have read the prophecies that befall on all of the NRL, and see that the Eels need to address certain things should they hope to win this year. There are several prophecies relating to the Eels, and they are very concerning.

I see the following prophecies: 'The halves will need 'the chosen one' from behind and will prosper'

'A mid season storm will be subdued, but darkness will fall'

'A captain knows what is best, he shall have to pass this test'

Does the world end in 2012 or do Parra finally win the title that year ?

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Both.

I've just found my post-apocalyptic refuge. I'll be taking the NRL Premiership trophy there and we can worship it as a God in the next phase of human existence.

 

[IFR33K]

I have read the prophecies that befall on all of the NRL, and see that the Eels need to address certain things should they hope to win this year. There are several prophecies relating to the Eels, and they are very concerning.

I see the following prophecies: 'The halves will need 'the chosen one' from behind and will prosper'

'A mid season storm will be subdued, but darkness will fall'

'A captain knows what is best, he shall have to pass this test'

If your predictions are right, I will touch your balls.

 

[The Engineers Room]

The Eels will need to release more often when concerning the ball (pass the ball!)

 

[Swiftstylez]

lol

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Well I guess the storm have been subdued. Maybe there is something to these prophecies.

 

[Hellsy]

".....and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives"

 

[strider]

'The halves will need 'the chosen one' from behind and will prosper'

is this full of innuendo or what? :sarcasm:

 

[TheParraboy]

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

 

[Twizzle]

who needs a crystal ball when all you have is hindsight

 

[Swiftstylez]

I have read the prophecies that befall on all of the NRL, and see that the Eels need to address certain things should they hope to win this year. There are several prophecies relating to the Eels, and they are very concerning.

I see the following prophecies: 'The halves will need 'the chosen one' from behind and will prosper'

'A mid season storm will be subdued, but darkness will fall'

'A captain knows what is best, he shall have to pass this test'

HAYNE IS THE CHOSEN ONE AND NOW THE HALVES ARE PROSPERING.

On 22 April 2010, the Melbourne Storm were stripped of their titles of 2007 and 2009 premierships and their 2006, 2007 and 2008 minor premierships following an alleged insider tip-off to the NRL auditing body that the club had been rorting the NRL salary cap.

• April 13, 2010 4:35PM

PARRAMATTA coach Daniel Anderson has enlisted Nathan Hindmarsh to lead the battling Eels alongside Nathan Cayless - and he didn't rule out keeping them at the helm together for the rest of 2010.

I am, literally, a psychic.

 

[Swiftstylez]

If your predictions are right, I will touch your balls.

 

[belmoreeel]

so will we win the premiership this year swifty are the signs there?

 

[Swiftstylez]

so will we win the premiership this year swifty are the signs there?

I cannot call this yet, there are too many variables. You may have to ask at a later date. It's still murky as to whether we will even make the finals or not yet, it all depends on two men (refer to my signature).

 

[NorthShoreEel]

I cannot call this yet, there are too many variables. You may have to ask at a later date. It's still murky as to whether we will even make the finals or not yet, it all depends on two men (refer to my signature).

Norm Provan & Arthur Summons are making comebacks?