Why LOL@SOuffs?

[Cliffhanger]

Lol do you think big country would have the opportunity to slip them a roofie if he spoke to them first?

 

[gronkathon]

I doubt he would want some scummy skiff, he would more than likely want a stink boat.

A skiff is a nice way to tool around the harbour. Plus the distance to the water isn't too far if he needs to half drown his missus in an attempt to stop her from self harm again

 

[besthalfbackPEARCE]

Here's the 50uff$ equivalent computer.

I think this is more realistic. It's not as if souffs fans know how to use them.

 

[big country]

Lol, you do realise you have contributed the fifth most amount of posts to this thread.

Further as it is physically impossible for a woman to even look a 50uff$ fan in the face without being so physically repulsed that she becomes drier than Rusty's grandmother, it's only logical to conclude that the amount of imagination and effort you would put into making up your stories would require a lot of time, and you probably spend more time on this thread than anyone else.

Maybe you should put a little research into them, the logical fallacies are becoming embarrassing.

hey it's all true - I got the staying power unlike no other - I'm easily the hottest man on the planet with the firmest gluteus maximus you could only dream of squeezing - If you saw me in the street with the Limited Edition Balck Hoodie I'd need a police escort to keep you away from me and the BIG20

 

[Ziggy the God]

A skiff is a nice way to tool around the harbour. Plus the distance to the water isn't too far if he needs to half drown his missus in an attempt to stop her from self harm again

Considering how fat everyone thinks he is, the skiff would topple as soon as did his first tack.

 

[gronkathon]

Naa they would stick him on some reinforced webbing in the middle. Use his arse as a keel

 

[Cliffhanger]

hey it's all true - I got the staying power unlike no other - I'm easily the hottest man on the planet with the firmest gluteus maximus you could only dream of squeezing - If you saw me in the street with the Limited Edition Balck Hoodie I'd need a police escort to keep you away from me and the BIG20

Pretty sure if I saw you in the street I would be so physically disgusted my vagina would literally shut down, infact it would grow a hymen one which is completely impenetrable. Which is just as well because my libido would have literally died.

But I'll humor you and pretend for one second your stories are true, if I ever asked a guy to "f**k me" and he said I'll give you a minute for every premiership a team won I would hit him in the nuts so hard they come out the other side of his body. Who talks about footy when sex is on the table? That is so many levels beyond sad.

 

[Ziggy the God]

Naa they would stick him on some reinforced webbing in the middle. Use his arse as a keel

I didn't think of that, maybe the skiff is his then.

 

[big country]

Pretty sure if I saw you in the street I would be so physically disgusted my vagina would literally shut down, infact it would grow a hymen one which is completely impenetrable. Which is just as well because my libido would have literally died.

But I'll humor you and pretend for one second your stories are true, if I ever asked a guy to "f**k me" and he said I'll give you a minute for every premiership a team won I would hit him in the nuts so hard they come out the other side of his body. Who talks about footy when sex is on the table? That is so many levels beyond sad.

So your telling me if you saw a really hot guy you wouldn't be interested purely because he's wearing a BIG20 hoodie - that's just wrong on waaaay too many levels!

 

[Evenflow]

Limited Edition Balck Hoodie

Balck is the new black.

LOL@50uff$

 

[Stagger Lee]

LOL@50uff$

 

[Silent Knight]

Walking over to Suncorp Stadium shortly and I'll be sure to have a LOL@50uff$ on the way. What a great way to start the weekend.

 

[Stagger Lee]

So the question is

Who gets the biggest flogging every year - Souths in the NRL or big countrys penis while posting his own p0rn? :sarcasm:

 

[Cliffhanger]

So your telling me if you saw a really hot guy you wouldn't be interested purely because he's wearing a BIG20 hoodie - that's just wrong on waaaay too many levels!

Lol people who say they're really hot over the internet are usually the ugliest people on earth. Secondly I will never come accross a hot guy wearing 50uff$ apparel, a good looking 50uff$' fan is a paradox.

 

[big country]

Lol people who say they're really hot over the internet are usually the ugliest people on earth. Secondly I will never come accross a hot guy wearing 50uff$ apparel, a good looking 50uff$' fan is a paradox.

If you saw me on the street you'd scream "on my signal, unleash the BIG20!"

 

[aqua_duck]

If you saw me on the street you'd scream "on my signal, unleash the BIG20!"

Dude we're still waiting for a story, like the one about you and the hot blonde client, that was absolute gold

 

[Cliffhanger]

If you saw me on the street you'd scream "on my signal, unleash the BIG20!"

Lol whatever stops you from killing yourself. I guess when the only pussy that's ever been in your bed is you, you need to believe these absurdities.

 

[ceagle]

If you saw me on the street you'd scream "on my signal, unleash the BIG20!"

To please put us out of our doubt, post a photo of yourself holding up your username on a piece of paper

 

[Cliffhanger]

To please put us out of our doubt, post a photo of yourself holding up your username on a piece of paper

ceagle deserves a medal, big country will never post in this thread again.

 

[The_Joey_Show]

To please put us out of our doubt, post a photo of yourself holding up your username on a piece of paper

Big Country, if you do this I will personally stop lolling@50uff$.

Go on, man up and do it.