Pick up lines

[Monk]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

 

[Whos Ya Daddy]

Who needs pick up lines anyway I have cool hair.

I get get any Asian chick I want :lol:

 

[Bazal]

I generally just wait until the roofie kicks in....

 

[Cliffhanger]

By throw up I assume you really mean furiously masturbate.

Be honest.

No seriously it's disgusting. If it made me cream myself I would say it, that avatar is just gross though.

 

[Whos Ya Daddy]

No seriously it's disgusting. If it made me cream myself I would say it, that avatar is just gross though.

If I had aids would you have sex with me?

 

[StormChaser]

Kinda nice tits though, tbh.

 

[Whos Ya Daddy]

Kinda nice tits though, tbh.

And they're all me baby

 

[Cliffhanger]

If I had aids would you have sex with me?

I wouldn't have sex with you even if you had no aids, were the last man on earth and I had no fingers.

 

[Whos Ya Daddy]

I wouldn't have sex with you even if you had no aids, were the last man on earth and I had no fingers.

Spoil sport.

And in real life your small female brain could not get all that out before I dropped the punchline :lol:

 

[Whos Ya Daddy]

I wouldn't have sex with you

*Cut in

Well the test came back negative. You're place or mine?

 

[Cliffhanger]

What do you have against the English language?

I could never have sex with somebody who confused your and you're.

P.S Nice try.

 

[Whos Ya Daddy]

What do you have against the English language?

I could never have sex with somebody who confused your and you're.

P.S Nice try.

Spelling and grammar Nazis :lol:

Cut me some slack I'm 12 tabling party donks whilst drunk posting on 2 forums and aim.

 

[Whos Ya Daddy]

Just as a matter of fact; there is no correlation between dyslexia and lack of intelligence.

 

[Cliffhanger]

If you don't change your avatar I'm going to have to put you on ignore.

 

[LESStar58]

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Gooooooolllllllllllld! :lol:

My personal fav is "you'll do".

 

[Whos Ya Daddy]

If you don't change your avatar I'm going to have to put you on ignore.

Stop being so shallow and look into his soul.

This guy has a big heart he just wants to be loved.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Being shallow = better sex.

 

[Whos Ya Daddy]

Being shallow = better sex.

Different I wouldn't say better.

If it bothers you that much... firefox add on - image block.

I don't change my avatar for like two months usually.

 

[Monk]

Another thread ruined by cliffy.

 

[Cliffhanger]

That damn wench