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Players who don't fit the bill

sneaky_is_here

Juniors
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How can some of these players train so often and be so over weight? If they weren't playing football they would all die of a heart attack.
 

_Johnsy

Referee
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Steve Roach at present.

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Cartman

Juniors
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422
You would have to separate players of different era's to allow for the training regimes when comparing size. The Morris twins have always looked a little uncoordinated to me. Paul Hoff for the Broncos looked awkward running.
 

LazyDreamer

Bench
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Dunno what it is about him, but to me Jarrod Croker looks anything like a first grade footballer. Not sure if it's because his facial expression seems to border between fear & panic, but he never comes across as looking tough enough for footy.

TBH, he looks less like a footballer & more like some gay bloke who would enjoy being soaked by a 'Skittles rainbow'...


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Daniel Mortimer.

I've seen this bloke play a couple of times now and I still can't understand why anyone would pay him to do what he does.

Baffling.
 

SpaceMonkey

Immortal
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Nathan Hindmarsh. I remember cracking up at Brian Smiths description of his body shape once describing him as having a "tubby gut and a sway back"

Andrew Johns. How he steered an arse that large around the park as effectively as he did I'll never know.
 

_addict

Juniors
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For being unco you couldn't go past Chook Herron.

For body shape, Andy Gregory

For mong, Watmough.
 
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