Players who don't fit the bill

[eozsmiles]

Jason Smith had a fat arse, no hair, no voice, and smoked 20 bungers a day. Doesn't really fit the bill of the modern athlete.

 

[thorson1987]

Jason Smith had a fat arse, no hair, no voice, and smoked 20 bungers a day. Doesn't really fit the bill of the modern athlete.

Don't forget the 6 pack of cats piss (XXXX) a night.

 

[Sloppy Sausage]

Buderus... shoulda been a male model

 

[HowHigh]

Martin Bella

lol he was the first one i thought of

 

[thorson1987]

How could i forget.

And Joven Clarke.

 

[Penrose Warrior]

Dunno what it is about him, but to me Jarrod Croker looks anything like a first grade footballer. Not sure if it's because his facial expression seems to border between fear & panic, but he never comes across as looking tough enough for footy.

TBH, he looks less like a footballer & more like some gay bloke who would enjoy being soaked by a 'Skittles rainbow'...

What in the holy f*ck is this....he is bent over a bed, hugging a heart-shaped pillow, having Skittles thrown over him out of a pink bucket by a ginger bloke while a chick with a crewcut looks on.

GAY.

This isn't a league one, but Colin Slade from the All Blacks looks like a 15-year-old spotty teenager that won a 'experience playing for your country' colouring-in competition.

 

[nqcowboy87]

roy bell should get a run too, he was a deadset child amongst men, poor bastard

and its interesting this point is raised as only the other night i was thinking i know jamie luon is fit but you look at most top class centres, gasnier, hodges, lawrence, theyre all tall strapping dudes with six packs. lyon is a shortish fat pig hunter from wee waa, how he manages to play over the top of most centres is beyond me

 

[Michael Bishop]

Adam Ritson.

 

[Eels Dude]

Mark Tookey only survived due to the unlimited interchange rule back then. I remember when he was at Parra they'd sub him on for 5 minutes let him hit the ball up 3 or 4 times then take him off, give him a 15 minute rest then do the same. As soon as he went to the Warriors and limited interchange was brought back in his career was over. Credit to George Rose he can do what he does at his size in limited interchange times.

 

[Masoe_eats_babies]

He's one of the better athletes in the game, wtf are you talking about?

 

[Masoe_eats_babies]

Brett and Glenn Stewart, both look like they missed Down Syndrome by half a bee's d1ck.

Todd Carney looks like he has down syndrome and developmentally delayed.

What about Lyon? Surely he's a candidate. Manly have some real monged out looking dudes

 

[HowHigh]

He's one of the better athletes in the game, wtf are you talking about?

He's just a genius when it comes to anything Dragons...ignore him

 

[Masoe_eats_babies]

russell packer !!!!

you smoking that shit bro? Packer is a machine. Your winger is more fat than the Packman

 

[Evil Homer]

Liam Higgins

Kevin Brown

 

[Masoe_eats_babies]

What about Eorl Crabtree for England? He's big and all but when you see his face you'd reckon he has giantism or w/e it's called

 

[Masoe_eats_babies]

Liam Higgins

Kevin Brown

Kevin Brown LMFAO. Me and my mates always laugh at his head, it's unreal. I've never seen a bloke with a head that small

pictures don't really do him justice. He makes an appearance in the famous St Helens - Wigan brawl on Youtube, always cracks me up how unintimidating he is

 

[no name]

Kevin Brown LMFAO. Me and my mates always laugh at his head, it's unreal. I've never seen a bloke with a head that small

pictures don't really do him justice. He makes an appearance in the famous St Helens - Wigan brawl on Youtube, always cracks me up how unintimidating he is

How does he compare to DCE?

 

[Masoe_eats_babies]

How does he compare to DCE?

He puts DCE to shame mate :lol: I think Kevin Brown looks more silly because he's got a pencil neck

Just look at it, you'd think I'd messed around in Photoshop :crazy:

 

[Fibroman]

Sean Kenny Dowel rod. Very, very close to a living breathing cancer with it's own heart beat.

 

[LazyDreamer]

Kevin Brown LMFAO. Me and my mates always laugh at his head, it's unreal. I've never seen a bloke with a head that small