Q: Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins?
A: He baptized one and kept the other as a control.
Q: Whats the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Q: What kind of institution is Marriage?
A: One where a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Q: What does marriage do?
A: Puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Q: What kind of rings do men need for marriage
A1: Engagement Ring
A2: Wedding Ring
A3: Suffe-Ring
A4: Endu-Ring
Q: Whats the definition of a happy marriage?
A: One where the husband gives and the wife takes.
Q: Whats the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener!
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in India, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
Q: When are feminists bad?
A: After one marries your sister!
Q: Who is the perfect husband?
A: One who keeps his mouth shut and his checkbook open!
Q: When is it okay to Love thy neighbor?
A: When her husband is away on business!
Q: How hard is it to lose a wife?
A: Nowadays its almost impossible!
Q: Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?
A: Because love means nothing to them!
Q: Whats the difference between marrying a Mama's Boy and a Daddy's Girl?
A: One makes biscuits like his mother and the other makes dough like her father!
Q: The difference between marriage and death?
A: Dead people are free.
Q: What is the ideal marriage?
A: One between a deaf man and a blind woman
