Superthread XLIX - Honouring Jumpin Jackass

[Monk]

Day 2 of ManFlu. In bed watching all the Fast + Furious movies back to back. Sent my sister off to Woolworths to get me Chicken Noodle Soup.

 

[Twizzle]

pussy

 

[Drew-Sta]

Day 2 of ManFlu. In bed watching all the Fast + Furious movies back to back. Sent my sister off to Woolworths to get me Chicken Noodle Soup.

Good sister.

 

[dogslife]

Dutchy is missing a golden opportunity here

 

[Dutchy]

Depends on which sister.

 

[dogslife]

Do you have a preference?

 

[butchmcdick]

pussy

I didn't know woollies sold that now too

 

[Ozzy]

i remember having an exam on my 18th birthday so i had to postpone it a week. usually had a week off between uni exams and starting holiday work which i remember pretty much none of. If i had of been given embalming fluid with ice on it i would have drunk it that week

I started my 18th birthday in the Australian outback, deep in bush.

Someone made me a cake

I'll do it if you post pics of them so that I can use them for inspiration.

 

[Dragon2010]

*facepalm* Worker just goes to me "Nathan, the printer's broken. It won't print". Look at printer. It's off...

*smacks head against brick wall*

 

[Skinner]

I didn't know woollies sold that now too

I think some of the checkout chicks moonlight

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

*facepalm* Worker just goes to me "Nathan, the printer's broken. It won't print". Look at printer. It's off...

*smacks head against brick wall*

The funniest bit in all that is that your name is actually Steve...

 

[Joker's Wild]

*facepalm* Worker just goes to me "Nathan, the printer's broken. It won't print". Look at printer. It's off...

*smacks head against brick wall*

Welcome to the world of level 1 IT support

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

My boss at work is like this. Two weeks ago he bought a Samsung Galaxy phone and ever since, I've had 50 questions per day about it. Yesterday he wanted to know how to find the trip view ap? *Opened up his ap store application for him and typed "tripview" in the search box and magically, there it was.

Then he wasn't sure how to use trip view, even though he had the same ap on his previous phone, so I showed him again.

Seriously.... Common sense is so rare nowadays that it can almost be considered a super power and the scary thing is that this dude is my boss...

 

[Drew-Sta]

The funniest bit in all that is that your name is actually Steve...

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Didgi]

Dilemma. Awards night finishes at 7.30 in time for footy - all good. However, there's free drinks afterwards. Do I watch all of the Cowboys game or skip a bit to lessen the pain of the brutal anal reaming we're going to cop?

 

[Drew-Sta]

Dilemma. Awards night finishes at 7.30 in time for footy - all good. However, there's free drinks afterwards. Do I watch all of the Cowboys game or skip a bit to lessen the pain of the brutal anal reaming we're going to cop?

You're playing Saints, at home, in the red rag, and we're favourites.

Do you really think we're going to win? :crazy::crazy::crazy:

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

What Drew said 110%

 

[butchmcdick]

Dilemma. Awards night finishes at 7.30 in time for footy - all good. However, there's free drinks afterwards. Do I watch all of the Cowboys game or skip a bit to lessen the pain of the brutal anal reaming we're going to cop?

You and I both know you will be watching the footy

Lube is optional

 

[Didgi]

It's true
Going over a mates place to watch. He's a Drongos fan, I think I'm going to cop it.

 

[dogslife]

f**k that noise, take the free drinks every day of the week.

If the Cowboys win you watch the replay. If they don't you drink faster and forget the night ever happened. Nubs the lot of you