Rumoured Signings and Even More Crap XI

[Maroubra Eel]

how quickly can ken type? is he a one or multiple finger man? just trying to factor in all the possible delays for my up and coming climax

Don't go too early.

I've already gone off just thinking about it.

 

[Parraren]

At least 2. I reckon the final contract deals are being thrashed out before the email is sent.

The rumour doing the rounds is that it's one extra signing for each day past the original Wednesday 11am announcement.

I'm hoping this drags out to Monday....5 new signings yeah baby!

Rumour also has it The Ken has booked a mini bus tour of the hills area with a couple of real estate agents to show the new boys some houses.

 

[jk13]

i've decided i'm cool with tantric messaging. gives me time to practice my "oh my god" face

 

[Stagger eel]

club in crisis. .

More like club in circus..

 

[El Diablo]

circus in crisis

 

[parra-matters]

Men in tight pants?
Club in high heels?
Eels in swamp?
Something?

 

[Someone]

can some please do a video with parra playing, ricky in press conferences blowing up, the board people walking around in suits with this music playing over the top? cheers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

 

[Snoochies]

circus in crisis

Should see some backflips

 

[Eels Dude]

I think the Benny Hill theme would suit our club better.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Slippery time for Eel
Veteran back-rower Ben Smith is one of a host of Parramatta players finding themselves in limbo following Ricky Stuart's much-publicised cleanout. Smith, a consistent back-rower, hasn't been able to attract any interest from rival NRL clubs and is currently weighing up two alternatives - retirement or finishing his career in the UK.

http://www.sportal.com.au/author-news-display/the-lurkernrl-rumour-filefriday-242397

 

[El Diablo]

Smith, a consistent back-rower, hasn't been able to attract any interest from rival NRL clubs

i'm in shock

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Lol. If Smith is so "Consistent" how come nobody wants him?

 

[El Diablo]

it doesn't mean he was consistently good

 

[Gronk]

Ben, take the England contract FFS ! :crazy:

 

[Chipmunk]

i'm in shock

Im still in shock that we were interested when we re-signed him.

 

[parra-matters]

Panthers wanted Smith last year, guess they dodged a bullet there.

 

[El Diablo]

c'mon Kenneth

 

[Stagger eel]

Ben smith will be calling it a day at the end if the year.. No real surprise

 

[El Diablo]

what day will he call it?

 

[Stagger eel]

what day will he call it?

Well he probably could of done it any day from 2010 onwards...