things to do before you die

[chileman]

Own and manage a Sizzler restaurant ;-)

 

[Schillaci]

I want at least two attractive females to cry at my funeral.

 

[Martli]

I want at least two attractive females to cry at my funeral.

So you'll have your funeral before you die?

 

[Jobdog]

:lol:!!

 

[McLovin]

I wanna chuck a crap on the edge of a very high building during peak hour...

 

[Eelementary]

you just keep putting those vibes out there boy, we will see where you guys are at after saturday night...

Our season would still have lasted at the very least two weeks more than yours. ;-)

 

[Parki]

4th or 14th champ, if you dont win the thing no one will remember how great a season you had

 

[dyslexie]

uuum i probly wont be able to think of everything now but heres a few things that come to mind:
1. drive a monster truck !
2. the usual travel the world type stuff
3. meet johnny depp (i would die the worlds happiest person if i can accomplish this one)
4. have kids.. 2 of my own and one adopted
5. learn to play drums (ive wanted to do this since i was little)
6. go see monster trucks !!! (im doing this on saturday:crazy: )
7. have a star named after me
8. get married
9. own an island
10. run my own resort
11. live overseas for atleast 12 months.
12. find myself a hot italian stallion !
13. get more tattoos.
14. go on a camping trip (ive never been camping)
15. buy a house.
16. spent time in a poverty stricken country helping them..
17. do an events management course
18. travel around australia
19. fall in love
... more to come when i think of them lol

 

[God-King Dean]

dyslexie

20. Learn to read

 

[dyslexie]

i can read thank u very much lol

 

[God-King Dean]

dyslexia
n : impaired ability to learn to read

denial
3: (psychiatry) a defense mechanism that denies painful
thoughts

LIAR !

 

[dyslexie]

well maybe u need to learn to read seen as i believe my name says dysLEXIE not lexia.
denial i know aaaall about tho. lol

 

[God-King Dean]

So dyslexie is your given name ?

Or surname ?

 

[Eelementary]

4th or 14th champ, if you dont win the thing no one will remember how great a season you had

You're taking this too harshly. It was a joke.

But in all honesty - I don't care what others think of our season. The facts are - we made it to week two of the Finals, and 10 other teams didn't.

 

[Hallatia]

I believe that if you want to do something such as skydiving etc you should just go for it, because you never know when you will die and you have to make sure you do not die and let whatever it is escape you, so whatever minor things are on your things to do before you die list, make plans to do now, somethings you keep on the list til you can accomplish them, like meeting Johnny Depp and having kids

 

[Bobby DIGital]

Now picture me dead still getting head in the coffin flossin
Bitches fightin cryin tryin to get a bigger portion
My gentlemen talkin figuring how to get my fortune
While I'm lost in space waiting for satan and his horseman
Walkin through fire sparkin my lighter cloud the sky up
Rising higher and higher eye to eye with my messiah
Viya Con Dios as I cross the gates of hell
I faced the devil with a shovel and told him brace yourself

 

[dyslexie]

So dyslexie is your given name ?

Or surname ?

lexie is my given name
furry chose dyslexie for me !

 

[Misanthrope]

A good topic. My list will doubtless change, so I reserve the right to come back and edit it.

In no particular order

1. Do body shots
2. Have a book published (no vanity press!)
3. Have a book of poetry published (see above)
4. Play the lead in a musical
5. Visit Auschwitz
6. Scuba dive the Barrier Reef
7. Be in a movie with a speaking part
8. Fall hopelessly in love
9. Visit the Amazon
10. See West Ham and Leeds play
11. Attend a FIFA World Cup
12. Meet Stephen King
13. Have a threesome (or moresome)
14. See John Mayer live
15. Save somebody's life
16. Have children
17. Try the real absinth (not the piss-weak sh*t we have here)
18. Go on a theme park tour of the US
19. Learn to surf
20. Learn to play piano again
21. Learn French and Spanish
22. Read the Qu'ran
23. Visit Calvary
24. Slow dance under the stars with no music (awww)
25. Learn to swing dance
26. Perform the lead in a Shakespeare play
27. Sing in front of a crowd
28. Try everything in the Kama Sutra
29. Release a game
30. Marry the woman of my dreams

There'll be more. Watch this space. Or not. It's my list

:lol: I don't even remember making this list. But six years and a fair few countries have passed since I wrote it, so I couldn't help but review. I've bolded the ones I've done.

In hindsight, not a lot of interesting ones on there.

I have a much more exhaustive bucket list here.

 

[Misanthrope]

f**k it. Here's the full list. Completed ones are in red.

The Complete (But ever expanding) Bucket List

1 – Kiss passionately in the pouring rain
2 – Get married in Vegas
3 – Get married and really mean it
4 – Give a speech at a good friend’s wedding
5 – Climb a mountain
6 – Swim with a whale or whale shark
7 – Spend a week camping and living off the land
8 – See the northern lights
9 – Go on safari
10 – Have a threesome
11 – Eat dinner in Italy with an Italian family
12 – Have a beer with one of my heroes
13 – Go to a fancy party and rub elbows with the rich and famous
14 – Live like a king in Dubai
15 – Go sky-diving
16 – Take a pretty girl out to dinner and a show on Broadway
17 – Visit North Korea
18 – Visit Auschwitz
19 – See the sun rise over Stone Henge
20 – Publish a novel
21 – Volunteer and really make a difference
22 – Go dog-sledding
23 – Spend a night under the stars on the Mongolian steppes
24 – Visit Pripyat
25 – Celebrate New Year’s in New York City
26 – Have a White Christmas in England
27 – Attend Oktoberfest
28 – Serenade somebody
29 – Sail from one country to another
30 – Spend ANZAC Day in Gallipoli
31 – Attend a mass at St Peter’s in the Vatican City
32 – See Australia play a World Cup game
33 – Go crazy at a decadent beach party or boat party
34 – Swim in an isolated canyon or gorge
35 – Visit Antarctica
36 – Visit Cuba
37 – Attend Carnaval in Brazil
38 – Get messy at La Tomatina in Spain
39 – Attend Mardi Gras in New Orleans
40 – Explore the Florida Everglades
41 – Attend Diwali in India
42 – Attend Burning Man in Nevada
43 – Celebrate the Day of the Dead in Mexico
44 – Get soaking wet celebrating Songkran in Thailand
45 – Finish a marathon
46 – Pioneer an Australian Thanksgiving holiday
47 – Have a whirlwind romance on the road
48 – See a ping pong show in Thailand
49 – Learn the tango in Argentina
50 – Attend a live NFL, NHL, Premier League, and NBA game.
51 – See the Pyramids and the Valley of the Kings
52 – Make the trek to Jerusalem
53 – Spend 24 hours in the Amazon
54 – Travel as the locals do in the Sahara
55 – Spend at least a month biking or walking around a country
56 – Backpack in my own country
57 – Ride the Trans Siberian for its entire length
58 – Ride in a hot air balloon
59 – Kayak through the Grand Canyon
60 – Walk along the Great Wall of China
61 – Make love to somebody without speaking the same language
62 – Hike the Inca Trail and explore Machu Pichu
63 – Go skinny dipping
64 – Spend a weekend at a Buddhist retreat living like a monk
65 – Be in a movie or on TV
66 – Catch, clean, and cook my own meal
67 – Build something with my own two hands
68 – Visit a hash cafe in Amsterdam
69 – Spend the night in a haunted location
70 – Do street performance and make a bit of money at it
71 – Pack my life up, buy a ticket, and live on the road
72 – Make over $1000 for a charity
73 – Attend a wrestling PPV
74 – Ride in a submarine
75 – Go to a nudist resort or nudist beach (and be naked)
76 – Spend the night in a castle
77 – Swim in the Mediterranean
78 – Go spelunking
79 – Climb on a volcano
80 – See ice bergs up close
81 – Jump off a cliff and into the ocean
82 – Go white water rafting
83 – See Angel Falls, Niagara Falls, and Iguazu Falls
84 – Explore Pompeii
85 – Visit all of the European countries
86 – Participate in a Flash Mob
87 – Visit all of the Wonders of the World
88 – Visit the 10 biggest theme parks in the world
89 – Get a tattoo
90 – Visit Halong Bay
91 – Explore New Zealand’s Fjordlands on foot
92 – Explore the Galapagos Islands
93 – Spend at least a week on the Grecian coast
94 – Visit the Blue Lagoon in Iceland
95 – Learn to ski
96 – Get a blowjob in a cinema
97 – Have sex in a public place
98 – Start my own bar or hostel
99 – Spend a year backpacking in South and Central America
100 – Visit Angkor Wat
101 – Visit Yellowstone and Yosemite
102 – Take a gondola ride in Venice
103 – Spend a month living on an island
104 – Be complimented on my body
105 – Learn to salsa dance well
106 – Win an athletic contest
107 – Work a wrestling match
108 – Be in a real fight
109 – Give a eulogy
110 – Go to the Full Moon Party in Thailand
111 – Walk the Kakoda Trail in Papua New Guinea
112 – Explore all of the ‘Stans
113 – Celebrate Chilean Independence Day in Chile
114 – Attend a 4th of July BBQ on the water
115 – Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in Ireland
116 – Run a race on every inhabited continent
117 – Score the winning point(s) in a game
118 – Go on a cruise between two continents
119 – Win money gambling in a casino
120 – Visit Siberia
121 – Brew my own beer
122 – Make my own wine
123 – Learn to do a standing flip and/or kip-up
124 – Shake a president or member of royalty’s hand
125 – Visit Kakadu and Uluru
126 – Have an awesome costume for a zombie walk
127 – Spend a weekend on a country estate
128 – Have a romantic evening at an American county or state fair
129 – Spend a weekend living like people did in a different time period
130 – Have a child
131 – Have a debauched boys weekend in a country other than the one I’m living in
132 – Fly a plane
133 – See a chart topping band in concert
134 – See every Academy Award Best Picture winner
135 – Sleep with somebody way out of my league
136 – Travel somewhere by river-boat
137 – Tail-gate a college football game in the United States
138 – Eat poutine in Canada
139 – Have a lover from every continent (Only South America holding out)
140 – Quit a job in a dramatic way
141 – Eat only things I cook or prepare myself for one month
142 – Get a six-pack and/or killer biceps
143 – Lick the Liberty Bell
144 – Have a bar or cafe that my friends and I are regulars at
145 – Have someone I’m not dating or related to cry when I leave a place
146 – Learn to light a fire and then cook something on it
147 – Perform an obnoxious karaoke duet with a significant other
148 – Propose to a girl in a completely over the top and staged way
149 – Participate in the Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras
150 – Get rid of my credit card debt (In two weeks!)
151 – Ride a horse along the beach
152 – Overcome my fear of huntsman spiders
153 – Drift dive in a river
154 – Meet real gypsies
155 – Eat haggis in Scotland
156 – Kiss a girl from every country in the world
157 – Spend the night in a hammock on the beach
158 – Go a month without the internet
159 – Spot a celebrity in Hollywood
160 – Explore the ruins of Petra
161 – Spend time in a war-torn country
162 – Attend the Glastonbury festival and camp out
163 – Ride the train in India and bathe in the Ganges
164 – Attend the Holi Festival in India
165 – Visit the Himalayas
166 – Spend a day at the baseball
167 – Explore a ghost town
168 – Be treated like a VIP in a club
[color]169 – Get a lap dance in a strip club[/color]
170 – See a tornado (from a safe distance)
171 – Explore San Francisco
172 – Explore the Caribbean
173 – Paint somebody’s portrait
174 – Find an opal in the outback and turn it into some kind of jewelry
175 – Attend a country music concert
176 – Record a song and give people the CD
177 – Organize and execute a romantic picnic
178 – Have sex on the beach
179 – Make a sex tape
180 – Learn to sing in another language
181 – Go hang-gliding
182 – Visit Transylvania in Romania
183 – Twins
184 – See Killer Whales in the wild
185 – Scuba dive a wreck
186 – Swim with dolphins in the wild
187 – Participate in a protest for something I care about
188 – Learn to swing dance
189 – Visit the Killing Fields in Cambodia
190 – See a meteor shower
191 – Go bungee jumping
192 – Have a drink throw in my face/get slapped for being a cad
193 – Have something I do go viral and have my 15 minutes of fame
194 – Get a kiss from a celebrity, preferably female
195 – Be in a (one more) play
196 – Travel somewhere in a helicopter
197 – Have a lover 10 years my senior and 10 years my junior
198 – See a tsunami
199 – Host a ridiculously big party
200 – Go on a cross country road trip
201 – Get my PADI Dive Master certificate
202 – Get my driver’s license
203 – Celebrate Christmas at Bethlehem
204 – Seduce a pretty girl from Maryland
205 – Scuba dive the sardine run in South Africa
206 – Hike to Everest Base Camp
207 – Bike along the Rhine River through Germany, Switzerland, and the Netherlands
208 – Ride the world’s highest altitude train into Tibet
209 – Attend the Harbin Ice and Snow Festival
210 – See Hallelujah Avatar Mountain in Zhangjiajie National Park, China
211 – Hike through Jiuzhai Valley National Park, China
212 – Spend Christmas in Lapland
213 – Rough it in the Arctic (or Siberia)
214 – Scuba dive on every continent
215 – Boat down the Nile
216 – Ride the Orient Express
217 – Pose for a sexy calendar for charity
218 – Become fluent in another language
219 – Have a travel article published in hard form
220 – Have something published by Lonely Planet or Frommer’s
221 – See a tiger, giant panda, bear, elephant, lion, giraffe, hyena, bison, blue whale, platypus, rhino, hippo, and gorilla in the wild.
222 – Harvest my own fruit and bake it into something
223 – See a geyser explode
224 – Visit a genuine tribal village
225 – Travel for one month solely on website income
226 – Ride the zipline on Fremont Street, Vegas
227 – Go Christmas Caroling
228 – Fire a gun. Further to that, fire an automatic weapon or throw a grenade
229 – Join the Mile High Club (or the Mile High Blowjob Club)
230 – Couchsurf
231 – Paratroop (see Barney Stinson)
232 – Drive across the Nullarbor Plain in Australia
233 – Swim with a Great White and conquer my fear
234 – Conquer my fear of snakes by holding a venomous one
235 – Overnight in the jungle
236 – Bathe in mud pools in Rotorua
237 – Walk the Milford Trek
238 – Stay in a capsule hotel
239 – Spend the night in an igloo
240 – Party at the Castle in London
241 – Attend a live polo match
242 – Attend the Highland Games
243 – Visit a micronation
244 – Try my luck gambling in Monaco
245 – Visit the Berlin Wall and Checkpoint Charlie
246 – Learn to make pasta in Italy
247 – Walk Paris at midnight and be inspired as the great authors were
248 – Attend the Mardi Gras in New Orleans
249 – Make use of the ‘top sheet’ in a hostel
250 – Participate in Portland’s naked bike ride
251 – Launch a second website and make it successful
252 – Cruise the Yangtze River
253 – See the Terra Cotta Warriors in Xi’an, China
254 – Stand atop all of China’s ‘Five Sacred Mountains’
255 – See the Giant Pandas at play in Sichuan province, China
256 – Attend an event at which a national leader or monarch is also dining
257 – Attend a traditional black tie ball and dance up a storm
258 – Swing dance in an authentic 1950s style diner
259 – Have a student contact me to thank me for improving their life in some way
260 – See one of my teams win a grand final (Newcastle Knights or Newcastle Jets)
261 – Visit Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre
262 – Meet Stephen King
263 – ‘Park’ and make out like a teenager
264 – Get to third base (or hit a home run) at a baseball field
265 – Go streaking (through the quad, if possible)
266 – Attend a traditional American kegger
267 - Spend Thanksgiving in the United States and watch the Macy’s Parade live
268 – Travel the length of the Silk Road
269 – Motor cycle across a country (or countries) and write about my travels
270 – See some live jazz where it all started in Chicago
271 – Visit every one of the Disney theme parks
272 – Eat a Philly cheese steak in Philadelphia
273 – Eat blue crab in Maryland
274 – Eat some real gumbo in Louisiana
275 – Eat real clam chowder in the American New England
276 – Visit a Japanese hostess bar
277 – Attend one of the ‘big’ football matches (El Clasico, Merseyside Derby, Manchester derby etc)
278 – Learn to give a good full body massage
279 – Study yoga in India
280 – Practice the kama sutra with a beautiful Indian girl
281 – Familiarize myself with other faiths by participating in a Jewish, Islamic, Buddhist, and Hindi holy day or service
282 – Make pottery while listening to Unchained Melody
283 – Trek through the Andes on a donkey
284 – Float in the Dead Sea
285 – Visit Easter Island
286 – Go rock climbing outside of a gym
287 – Go Wakeboarding
288 – Scuba dive the Big Blue Hole in Belize
289 – Jump into a fountain fully clothed
290 – Go Guerrilla Camping
291 – Ride a tandem bike
292 – Have a two girl threesome
293 – Participate in an orgy/swingers night
294 – Go on an island hopping cruise of the Caribbean
295 – Try fire-walking
296 – Have a truly debauched, decadent boys’ weekend in Las Vegas
297 – Ride the Maiden of the Mists at Niagara Falls
298 – Play a game of full contact American Football
299 – Eat dinner in a 5 star restaurant and spend the night in a 5 star hotel.
300 – Snorkel Jellyfish Lake in Palau
301 – Get a promotion
302 – Go into low orbit

 

[BDR]

A lot of those seem pretty easy, especially for a globetrotter! Get to work