Superthread LXI - No longer honouring AdamKungl for his birthday as it has now passed

[Dani]

That's not right though! He lasts that long and isn't worried about your pleasure? f**k that.

Nah man. Wasn't from lack of trying. Trust me. My head. Not my burrgina.

 

[thorson1987]

Most I've gone was probably 8 times in one day.

f**k I was sore.

 

[God-King Dean]

I went 8 times in a day once.

That's what I get for eating a kebab after drinking dark ale all night.

 

[Apey]

The girl is supposed to enjoy it too?

 

[Apey]

I went 8 times in a day once.

That's what I get for eating a kebab after drinking dark ale all night.

How many times has she gone in a day because of you?

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

The girl is supposed to enjoy it too?

That's just a myth, probably told by the same people who say they don't like doing laundry or the house work.

 

[Dani]

Lemme try and fix them! :sarcasm:

Go ahead. Cos I can't. Well, I can. But

 

[umina panther]

Night y'all that's enough smut talk for me

 

[Bazal]

Enough smut? are....are you gay, man?

 

[dogslife]

The girl is supposed to enjoy it too?

Stop spreading lies and propaganda please

 

[umina panther]

Maybe a little gay but mostly tired. Have to be up at 5

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

The smut is the best part.

 

[Misanthrope]

Pretty sure gays love smut, just quietly. Some of the filthiest minds I know are those of my gay friends.

 

[Bazal]

Yeah, that's true. I've found the same thing as well...I love gays.

Ummm...no homo?

 

[Non Terminator]

NT holds an extremely positive view of sex

How did you know

 

[Helmet Man]

Arranged marriages are the way to go.

 

[Apey]

Stick it in he... never mind.

In other news, I am over trying to work out what I'm doing with my life this year. It's doing my head in. Off to watch The Sopranos instead. Taking it slower than Breaking Bad which I watched in a little over a week >_>

 

[Misanthrope]

Arranged marriages are the way to go.

When I was a young, shy, and generally awkward and ugly teen; I was all for them.

Now that I'm remotely confident and coming to a point in life where I look decent for my age and women I pursue aren't such shallow, vapid cows - life is on the up and up.

 

[Eelementary]

Finally managed to fall asleep - and I just woke up. I think it's about 34 hours after I went to bed. I just had a 34 hour nap after 50-odd sleepless hours.

The cycle is broken.

 

[Alba]

Never been a fan of marriage. Even more so now