WC 2nd Semi Final Australia v England - Birmingham 11/7/19

[TheParraboy]

9/218 - 48 overs

We are toast

Poms will run down this total in under 40 overs

Both India and us play our worst game in the semi final

 

[Pommy]

Yeah, he really should have said f**ked if i know what bancroft was playing at.

Bancroft gets a fine and a small ban and that’s the end of it. Once they owned up to it and it was a whole different event.

 

[hineyrulz]

f**k this is a dumb side, perfect reflection of the space cadet weirdo coach.

 

[shiznit]

Archer... the Gupmeister would have nailed that...

 

[veggiepatch1959]

And the Poms have never altered a cricket ball in test cricket ever...........

I recall John Snow or someone stuffing grass seeds in the seam when I was a kid.

 

[TheParraboy]

Clarke thinks keepers today invented the taking off glove and shooting at the stumps tactic

what a dead set muppet, talking shit for the sake of hearing your bogan voice

 

[Pete Cash]

We all knew this wasn't a great ODI side. I think they have probably punched above their weight. We need to get rid of the riff raff though.

 

[Travitoh]

FFS!!

We’ve been Woakesed!!

Woakes is quietly a very good ODI bowler.

220 could very well be enough if Australia can vary their pace well. England have been great with the ball but the pitch does lack a bit of pace.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

I recall John Snow or someone stuffing grass seeds in the seam when I was a kid.

The bastard...

 

[hineyrulz]

John Snow used to use a horse blanket to tamper with the ball.

 

[Hutty1986]

I recall John Snow or someone stuffing grass seeds in the seam when I was a kid.

I hear he'd rub the ball on a horse blanket for hours at the close of play

 

[Eelectrica]

In your face India! We scored more than you guys did.
And we've won more World Cups.

 

[hineyrulz]

Well that’s it and I’m off to bed.


f**k you England f**k you very much.

 

[veggiepatch1959]

John Snow used to use a horse blanket to tamper with the ball.

It would have been Tulloch's blanket I reckon.

Edit: it was Beldale Ball's blanket.

 

[TheParraboy]

Poms need 224 to win

Am going for a nap, hopefully ill wake up to Poms 6/30 in the 15th over...

 

[martielang]

How longs the break between innings?

 

[Eelectrica]

Stage is set for a great England choke.

 

[hineyrulz]

It would have been Tulloch's blanket I reckon.

Or Todmans, or even Tobin Bronzes.

 

[JamesRustle]

Can we at least beat India's total.

Yes we can.
Now hopefully we can bowl better than they did.

 

[Travitoh]

Bedtime.

223 is enough. Finger spin will win the game.

Goodnight all.