Summer Jokes.

[JohnStoppafarty]

Are you ok?

I'm fine. Thanks for asking.

The bloke inside doing the deed: Himalayan
The bloke walking down the street: He's Finnish
The bloke walking up the street: He's Russian
The bloke in the car: An Irishman waiting for the red light to change
6 blokes in the van: Indians who have pooled their funds and once inside will argue that none will take longer than 5 mins and therefore should be charged no more than 30 mins collectively.

 

[the phantom menace]

And... trying to move away from the race-based humour:

 

[the phantom menace]

Needs more Pou

 

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This one was called "Biblically inaccurate":

 

[the phantom menace]

From the feeds, posted with the comment:
"Pretty much…
Credit…Richard Scott"

 

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Happy Christmas everyone - and "up" Parra in 2026!

 

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[the phantom menace]

I was only guilty of using four of these last year... and not all in the top row!

 

[the phantom menace]

 

[85 Baby]

Man walks into a bar and notices some pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.
He heads to a stool, orders a drink and asks the bartender about the meat.
The bartender tells him that anyone who jumps up and slaps the meat, drinks free for the night, but if they miss the meat, they pay the bar tab for everyone in the bar. The bartender asks if the man wants to have a go.
The man takes a sip of his drink, ponders whether to attempt slapping the meat, then says to the bartender “Na, the stakes are too high.”

 

[the phantom menace]

 

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