FFB Hypothetical Footy Team

[Big Pete]

BM can be our very own Peter Hore.

I'll be the trainer who spends far too much time on the field coaching everyone and giving the opposition stick.

 

[Eelementary]

And noone wants to see Eele angry

Well, I mean...My teammates do, 'cos, you know...Bashing 'em up the guts and shit...

I love football...

 

[JessEel]

Team Manager / back up Dummy Half

 

[Monk]

Let's have 6 captains, we can one up Souffs

Monk needs to work on getting Chickos to sponsor us

Sorry mang, already an orange peeler for dutchys team

 

[adamkungl]

team needs more mongrel

More starch tbh

 

[adamkungl]

No. You're Mitchell Pearce, I'm Adam Reynolds.

I'm younger and better and I am the future. I actually have the ability to steer the team around competently, unlike you.

lulz. nfi

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

More starch tbh

Eating chips now. Starchy.

 

[Monk]

Dafuq is BM smoking?

 

[BDR]

c**ks

 

[abpanther]

I think i can contribute

6'2, 95kgs, nice size/speed combination. Plenty of mongrel, good footwork and the ability to provide impact off the bench.

 

[Kiwi]

team needs more mongrel

I use to play front row or second row, once broke from a scrum fast enough to tear my ear for a fight, their hooker kicked ours in the nuts, so i dropped him and then his front row partner who threw one, I was in a fight every second or so game, does that count? More of a big hitter in defence than a wide running ball runner, prefered up the middle rough stuff.

 

[Twizzle]

you're signed

 

[Joker's Wild]

I am taking over this

1. Apey
2. Didgi
3. sensesmaybenumbed
4. jokers wild
5. Timmah
6. scottgourleyslovechild
7. Bazal
8. Thorson
9. woody2k
10. 9701
11. Kia Ora Storm
12. Rhino HQ
13. Dani

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Jobdog - Commentator

Shot on sight - BM

So Timmah is gonna be outside me on the wing? He better mention me in his "Top try scorer" speech

 

[abpanther]

I can warm the bench with Cliffy

 

[God-King Dean]

I'd lock your scrum.

I'll feed you the ball.

 

[SuperiorEasts]

1. Gaba
6. Raiders_Premiers
7. SuperiorEasts (C)
9. Cameron Smith

 

[Misanthrope]

I played centre all through high school and Uni, but I reckon I'd be a go in prop or back row given the weight I've put on over the years. Put me in the game, coach! I'm a try-scoring machine.

 

[Moffo]

I'll feed you the ball.

I'd infringe in your penalty box