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    2011 FINALS - Minor Semi Final: Ninjas -V- Titans

    tits&tans for the Titans .. 747 words (OWC) between the stars... ****** me me me me me It’s good to indiscriminately rant. To get everything off your chest is healthy. To fume in private is probably more advisable but to vociferate in public can have its rewards. Our coach used...
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    2011 ROUND 10: Rabbitohs -V- Titans

    tits&tans for the Titans rides his swift steed on to the field, as sods fly everywhere under his cloven hooves ... 748 words between the stars (according to the OWC) ******* The Vanishing Bard It has been but a dream to have fought with such men, To have been and become is not long...
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    2011 Round 10 v Rabbitohs

    and i was about to sign-up .. now where do i go? :)
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    2011 ROUND 9: Titans v Bluebags

    tits&tans for the Titans with 745 words (OWC) between the stars. ******* The League of Lost Languages Sporting scholars in Australia have launched a three-year project to rediscover lost indigenous league languages (or as one tweed-coated comic quipped – leaguages). The Academy for...
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    2011 ROUND 8: Ninjas -V- Titans

    tits&tans for the Titans 738 words (OWC) between the stars ***** Avariciousness After a tough day, there’s nothing like settling down in your favourite armchair with a glass of 18-year-old Glen Elgin or 21-year-old Royal Lachnagar and a good book. I’ve been an esurient reader...
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    2011 ROUND 7: Titans -V- Panthers

    tits&tans for the Titans 750 words between the stars: **** Yum Yum The longer you live in a country, the more attractive it appears. The longer you work in a country, the less bewildering it becomes. In the case of China, what at first appeared to be a chaotic mass of humanity, after a...
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    2011 ROUND 6: Dragons -V- Titans

    tits&tans for the Titans ... 745 words (OWC) between the stars .. ************** Heads up I’ve had a bad couple of weeks. My team isn’t faring well (bottom of the table), I’ve been running around at work dealing with politicking and back-stabbing, there has been an...
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    2011 WILLOW CUP ROUND 1: Titans -V- Dragons

    tits&tans for the Titans with 747 words (OWC) between the stars ... **************** Solacium “So, lace up your boots and get moving!” our coach bellowed. It became his catchphrase and he must have shouted it thousands of times over the years. He yelled it at us during our training...
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    2011 ROUND 4: Bluebags -V- Titans

    well played one and all ... some quality reading there. I'm sure we are waiting on tenterhooks for the ref's call ....
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    2011 ROUND 4: Bluebags -V- Titans

    tits&tans for the Titans snorts, squeals and oinks onto the field ... 748 words (OWC) between the stars **** Daggie Dogfoot As one of the most intelligent domestic animals, pigs have copped a fair bit of flak over the years and many derogatory expressions have become standard usage...
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    2011 ROUND 3: Titans -V- Ninjas

    Well-played Ninjas and nice work Titans! gUt - bloody excellent read. :) Thanks Willow for the beer-coaster marking.
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    2011 ROUND 3: Titans -V- Ninjas

    tits&tans for the Titans cartwheels on to the pitch and does a jig ... well, why not? 748 words (OWC) between the stars **** A Different Interpretation It has finally happened. I knew it would. It was, as they say, inevitably foreseeable. It was the moment many young starlets in...
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    Dragons back in the F7s

    aaawww, reeeeeef . coome on .. nooooo way was that a 51 .... :roll:
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    Dragons back in the F7s

    I don't post often but here we go anyway. It's been an incredible (eye-opening, toe-curling, irritating, fascinating) voyage to wade through the layers of tears, accusations, recriminations, apologies and tantrums that have built up here and in other threads. F7s is supposed to be an enjoyable...
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    2011 ROUND 2: Panthers -V- Titans

    tits&tans for the Titans with a corker ... 749 words (OWC) below the stars .. *************** One Track Mind I’ve always been ahead of my years; some would even say I matured at an early age. I remember at the tender age of eight being fascinated by those pumping muscled limbs on...
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    2011 ROUND 1: Titans -V- Dragons

    JB - best marking I have seen in this F7s comp (and rather because of the creativity than the result) (correct me if I am wrong, but I think this may be the first time the referee has produced such an account of the match) ... Can we give you a score? :) Titans - best start to the season we...
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    2011 ROUND 1: Titans -V- Dragons

    tits&tans for the mighty Titans spots a gap and heads for the line (737 OWC between the stars) ************************************** Tita ‘n’ Drango There was once a baby dragon called Drango, who lived in a shallow well. He knew nothing else other than the well, but he was extremely...
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    F7s All Stars Team Thread

    Awesome show .. Minister series 1, 2 and 3 then Prime Minister series 1 and 2 (and of the course the Christmas special in between) I have watched every single episode countless times and am reaching the "quotable" stage ................ oh dear, doesn't sound as cool out loud :)
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    Official 2011 Marauders Team

    hey guys .. sorry i went a bit quiet on youse ... got backed up here at work .. but all good in the end :) Some very nice writing everyone .. have we got them tho?
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    2011: F7s All Stars -V- Marauders

    tits&tans for the Marauders ... 741 words (OWC) **************** Wan Wan Wan* Sport is fun. Playing is fun. Participation is fun. Even losing can be fun. Everything is fun. This is the mantra we all learn when starting a new activity and, in particular, a new sport. This is what...

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