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  1. parra pete

    Non Footy Chat Thread II

    There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room in Melbourne and...
  2. parra pete

    Non Footy Chat Thread II

    *c
  3. parra pete

    Dragons New Captain 2025

    He loves PRESSURE..Eats it up....You have signed a bloke who gives 100% EVERY TIME. Im gonna miss watching him put his heart and soul into every play.
  4. parra pete

    Non Footy Chat Thread II

    I went to a restaurant for dinner last night. The manager said “Sorry we are full at the moment.. do you mind waiting?" I said "Sure... No problem.". Then he handed me two trays and said "Great! Can you take these meals to table 4?"....
  5. parra pete

    Dragons New Captain 2025

    The King is a leader of men.....
  6. parra pete

    Dragons New Captain 2025

    All hail the King. Devastated he has left Parra to go to the Dragons. Will be the BUY OF THE SEASON... No-one puts in a bigger effort..Good luck Gutho...Always will be a champion, no matter what team you play for.,....
  7. parra pete

    Non Footy Chat Thread II

    Booom
  8. parra pete

    Non Footy Chat Thread II

    A man once told his son that if he wanted to live a long life the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning. The son did this religiously every morning, and lived to be 93. When he died, he left 6 children, 11 grandchildren, 27 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot...
  9. parra pete

    Jason Ryles - Head coach of Parramatta from 2025

    Wasn't born yesterday Gazza......,
  10. parra pete

    Rumours and Stuff

    *walk ......being the operative word
  11. parra pete

    Parramatta Eels Centre of Excellence Build

    No......A bell is a bell..not a street...!!!!
  12. parra pete

    Rumours and Stuff

    Don't trust a fart.....
  13. parra pete

    Rumours and Stuff

    No, I never mentioned you at all Pou...
  14. parra pete

    Rumours and Stuff

    **but with a lot less 'battery power'.
  15. parra pete

    Rumours and Stuff

    Was it a succulent Chinese Meal?
  16. parra pete

    Rumours and Stuff

    Bet Bobby Bugden is turning in his grave
  17. parra pete

    Zac Lomax

    I bet he would have, but you must have misunderstood!. The journos in Hay have too much class to say shit like that...
  18. parra pete

    Zac Lomax

    If King Gutho goes....and I am hoping he doesn't, Zac Lomax is going to be a good replacement. As Bert Newton once said (to Cassius Clay) "I like the boy"...A real competitor...
  19. parra pete

    Rumours and Stuff

    When you get to my age, you learn NEVER to trust a fart!!!
  20. parra pete

    Non Footy Chat Thread II

    lol.. A kiwi man was in Australia for the Bledisloe Cup when he began to experience testicular pain.. So he went to see an Australian doctor and get some tests done. Dr: "Your results are back sir and unfortunately they are not good. We are going to have to remove your testicles". Kiwi: "Awwww...

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