1st ASHES Test: Australia v England @ Optus Stadium PERTH Nov 21-25, 2025

[Mr. Shaman]

It’s funny because it’s Ingerland

 

[undertaker]

f**k me HURRY UP

"Did somebody say KFC?"

 

[yobbo84]

Taufal stating with RTS a spike up to one frame past the bat is counted as conclusive

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Cheating bastards

Yes! Damn that Australian guy Sharfuddoula Ibne Shahid Saikat.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

lol someone get that moron lasik, the ball had already passed the bat when the spike appeared.

was obviously just the sound of the bat whiffing past the ball

 

[PARRA_FAN]

This reminded me of when Haddin got out, with the slightest of spike

 

[Sphagnum]

He probably was out based on how he behaved but f**k me that is not a conclusive reason to over turn an on field decision. It just creates unnecessary controversy. The Ashes will have plenty of that anyway without manufacturing it with brain dead decisions.

 

[RealdEel]

Bring back Starc and Bowland to clean up the tail

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

How about bowling a f**king yorker?

 

[yobbo84]

Yes! Damn that Australian guy Sharfuddoula Ibne Shahid Saikat.

 

[undertaker]

Where is hotspot?

Hotspot hasn't been used for years, due to improvements in the accuracy of synchronising snicko with the video replay.

 

[mave]

Hotspot hasn't been used for years, due to improvements in the accuracy of synchronising snicko with the video replay.

And the Indians weren't a fan of it.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

England should walk off due to corruption, check the betting account of that man.

#jailtheumps

 

[yobbo84]

England should walk off due to corruption, check the betting account of that man.

#jailtheumps

Don't worry Smith can claim he is still morally not out

 

[undertaker]

Taufal stating with RTS a spike up to one frame past the bat is counted as conclusive

Due to improved accuracy of snicko being synchronised with the video replay, the two frames that can detect an edge is the one where the ball is in line with the edge (side-on view), and the next frame after the ball has passed the bat.

 

[undertaker]

Yes! Damn that Australian guy Sharfuddoula Ibne Shahid Saikat.

I'll order him a chicken tikka masala delivered to his 3rd umpire box from Uber Eats.

 

[Fangs]

Hotspot was the bomb. Would love it if they brought it back.

Instead we get zinger bails. Shithouse.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

England should walk off due to corruption, check the betting account of that man.

#jailtheumps

If he didn’t hit it, why did the pommy plonker start walking as soon as the first replay was shown? Whole 284 minutes before a decision was made?

 

[roboshark]

England could declare now. They have enough

 

[Mr. Shaman]

I'll order him a chicken tikka masala delivered to his 3rd umpire box from Uber Eats.

He’s Bangladeshi not from Birmingham my guy.