1st ASHES Test: Australia v England @ Optus Stadium PERTH Nov 21-25, 2025

[TheParraboy]

Starcs best bowling in a test innings 6/9

Could bag 7 here...

 

[jargan83]

Starc you sexy left handed beast

 

[Marshall_magic]

Name a better combinations that cocky English teams coming to Australia and left arm quicks named Mitchell, I’ll wait.

 

[85 Baby]

Kalyn Ponga/Sean Keppie love child?

 

[85 Baby]

Good chance with our batting line up that if Starc rips through this tail, we could also see him padding up tonight

 

[85 Baby]

What’s awesome with Google on one screen is it showing the reminder at top “ENG chose to bat”
Wonderful choice

 

[Chins]

Bazball baby!!!!

 

[Tom155]

Good stuff

 

[mave]

Bazball is a stain on cricket.
Rubbish stuff.

 

[hineyrulz]

This pommy side are as dumb as Dogshit.

You aren’t playing on your pissy little fields now.

 

[85 Baby]

“Doggy style” banners being printed up for the remainder of series

 

[Jackie Treehorn]

Good catch. And another ridiculous shot in the circumstances.

 

[TheParraboy]

Carse takes it up the ...

 

[TheParraboy]

Dumb as bricks just slogging

Its like they are playing in the Hong Kong sixers

 

[TheParraboy]

9/172

Starc 6

 

[Chins]

Why lol

 

[Marshall_magic]

All you Aussies cheering, you are so dumb. If England dominate the first two tests then Australia will rush back Cummins and Hazelwood. England might be 2-0 up but they’ll have to contend with that. If they let the first two tests go then the Aussies might not bring them back to the final test.

Also, run towards the danger, what’s more dangerous than an early defeat.

 

[mave]

Smart bunch these Pommies.
Super smart

 

[hineyrulz]

that’s just brain dead.

These dumb f**ks still think they are in England.

 

[JamesRustle]

When it's our turn to bad... very soon by the looks, someone please remind our boys that it's a test match and we can bat comfortably for a couple of days on this pitch.