1st ASHES Test: Australia v England @ Optus Stadium PERTH Nov 21-25, 2025

[macnaz]

What the f**k was that bat placement ???

 

[Haffa]

Slow scoring, no runs, Lambshanks hasn’t changed. Davey at fault though.

 

[Chins]

Why has Usman come out?

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Send marnus into the Bancroft and marcus harris wilderness. He's done

 

[hineyrulz]

Oozie looked about 100 walking out there.

 

[macnaz]

No doubt we will get the runs... but as normal our top order is atrocious.

 

[Haffa]

Oozie looked about 100 walking out there.

Shoom shooming.

 

[Bazal]

Oozie looked about 100 walking out there.

He was walking like he had no knees and a blown sphincter but he still looks more fluent with the bat than Mad Marn

 

[Chins]

Thats game

 

[Mr. Shaman]

He was walking like he had no knees and a blown sphincter but he still looks more fluent with the bat than Mad Marn

You didn’t have to dox me, man.

 

[macnaz]

 

[hineyrulz]

Oh dear!! We f**ked.

 

[yobbo84]

f**k me T20 has ruined batsmen

This will be over tomorrow, one way or another

 

[Haffa]

Shame slug isn’t in the team.

 

[Tom155]

Another pathetic batting display

 

[Mr. Shaman]

We’re really gonna be missing Haze’s batting here.

 

[Bazal]

Well that's a concern.

Very lucky we're only up against a 150 run first innings. But we're already in a situation where any lead is a good lead which is a concern.

Worldwide batting is in strife though. This is a good deck. Both teams have bowled really well but it's absolutely not a 13+ wicket a day deck

 

[mave]

Was anyone aware the Poms have been prepping for this tour with the quicks for a few years.

It's reached beach sprinter levels of commentary and we haven't finished 3 sessions.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

f**king hopeless

 

[undertaker]

Shame slug isn’t in the team.

Very unlucky to be dropped. He's been solid with the bat throughout his 7 tests.