1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[Mr. Shaman]

Third umpire King Charles III.

Ray Charles

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

 

[TheParraboy]

Stokes playing baz-anchor

 

[Bazal]

Jeez we've copped some stinkers this test

Lucky I'm not from Leeds or I might really have a whinge and call the umpires a pack of Moeen Ali's

 

[yobbo84]

HAHAHAHA DRS IS COOKED

That was not missing the stumps

 

[hineyrulz]

Funny how the ball always seems to miss when it's them pricks.

 

[Fangs]

Uhh was that actually pitching outside?

I thought maybe just clipping but it pitched in line.

 

[Hutty1986]

God pommy crowds are embarrassing. Just cringeworthy cucks

 

[yobbo84]

Funny how the ball always seems to miss when it's them pricks.

Funny how there always seems to be a strange delay while snicko/ball tracker loads when they're batting

 

[yobbo84]

Uhh was that actually pitching outside?

I thought maybe just clipping but it pitched in line.

No chance

Forget the fake overlay wickets graphics and watch the vision

Hit in line with offstump and it was going straight on

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Average mental age of this pom crowd is about 7. f**k they're an easily amused people.

 

[hineyrulz]

Again i'm not sure how they are trying to get a wicket with these fields.

 

[Hutty1986]

Five men on the boundary for a bloke that's such a softc*ck, he probably got bullied at a private all boys school

 

[Marshall_magic]

Stokes. The arsiest cricketer I've ever seen and I don't even know who else makes up the bracket.

Apparently his knees are the only thing that could make him a lesser player than Kallis or Sobers, keep in mind he averages in the 30s with both bat and ball

 

[Bazal]

No chance

Forget the fake overlay wickets graphics and watch the vision

Hit in line with offstump and it was going straight on

DRS the latest in a long line of cucks fooled into thinking the BOAT spins the ball

 

[Bazal]

Unsurprisingly it appears Jonny Bairstow doesn't understand how to operate a book

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Unsurprisingly it appears Jonny Bairstow doesn't understand how to operate a book

Bet he can read the shit out of a take away menu though

 

[hineyrulz]

The Boat gets another gift.

 

[TheParraboy]

Bye Brook

5/150

 

[some11]

Again i'm not sure how they are trying to get a wicket with these fields.

This is McPantsShitter-ball