1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[Chins get the wins]

Already crying about a brand new ball. What a bunch a pussies

 

[Mr. Shaman]

These merkins have no shame

 

[This Year?]

"Broad is gonna get ya"

 

[Eelectrica]

How much trouble would we be in if England had a wicket keeper.

 

[Chins get the wins]

How much trouble would we be in if England had a wicket keeper.

Or batted out the first innings. Will be hilarious if that costs the arrogant merkins

 

[This Year?]

C'mon Warner you're almost at the magic quiney.

 

[BunniesMan]

Game over. We got dis. The openers have got a start, Marnus doesn't fail twice in a row, then Smithy and Head. A total beginning with a 2 was never going to be enough for the poms without an early collapse.

Love to see the arrogant bazball merkins fail. Bet they are not loving the idea of that idiotic declaration now

 

[Mr. Shaman]

For f**k sake BM

 

[This Year?]

batting collaspe in 3...2....

 

[This Year?]

I like the field placement here. Very daring and unorthodox.

 

[This Year?]

That had more turn than me when I saw Channing Tatum shirtless for the first time.

 

[This Year?]

Why the f**k would you even try that shit tactic?

 

[This Year?]

At least it wasn't Broad I guess..

 

[This Year?]

I think he's such a wanker.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Marnus you flounder-eyed merkin.

If we lose another tonight we’re cooked.

 

[This Year?]

Need at least a 50 run partnership here to steady the ship.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Do i sense a collapse??

 

[This Year?]

I hate you Bunniesman.

 

[Haffa]

Poor shot twice in a row.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

@BunniesMan swim in a vat of camel piss you f**k