1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[Fangs]

Aussies now shitting it from BAZBALL

Just need to get that disgusting cheat Smith out now.

I appreciate your work.

 

[jargan83]

If anyone gets out to this trundler they can swim home.

 

[Bazal]

If anyone gets out to this trundler they can swim home.

Carrying an anchor. FMD. This is park cricket

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Big Merv's moustache is a national treasure.

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Big Merv's moustache is a national treasure.

* Heritage Listed.

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Carrying an anchor. FMD. This is park cricket

I’ve seen better at Penshurst Park Indoor.

 

[Ruby Roundhouse]

hit this bald merkin for 6

 

[yobbo84]

Pretty good toss to win given how the weather did a 180 overnight

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Bazball vs Plodball, Plodding along at 2.5 runs an over

 

[Fangs]

Moeen should be spanked back to Warwickshire here.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Australia is a 3rd world country tbh

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Parramatta Eels are a first world country though so that's a positive

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Australia is a 3rd world country tbh

Ipswich would’ve looked like Mogadishu by the time the quaddie started today.

 

[gUt]

When will the internet come and cancel Bairstow for perpetuating the stereotype that all Englishmen are fat, scruffy,, unf**kable rangas?

 

[JokerEel]

Turn the cricket on and Tubby is blowing smoke up the pommies asses ffs

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lol Tubby's bowling

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

The need to give more warning before showing Nasser Hussain’s rude head like that.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Its been a long time since I've seen the poms be more enthusiastic in the field than us

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

“What have you got for us, Nasser?”

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Dipak Patel, which vault did they pull that fossil from?