1st ODI: New Zealand v Australia at Napier March 3rd 2010

[lockyno1]

Locky returns :lol:

Never gone in the first place:lol:

 

[lockyno1]

:lol: With Hoover in hand.

Mascara more like it and a good pair of shoes.:lol:

 

[hineyrulz]

Mascara more like it and a good pair of shoes.:lol:

#Note to self # Do not encourage him/her.

 

[lockyno1]

#Note to self # Do not encourage him/her.

Hiney I recon you'd look good in a pink shirt and a good Luis Vutton bag as well.

 

[Batman Returns]

Oi! Johnson, no! I admire the fact that you can bowl reasonably fast and you used to be quite handy with the bat, but if you come down the pitch, and you bump into Scott Styris, & then you point at your head as if suggesting you will bowl him a bouncer, and then he hits your next pitched up ball for four, and then you try to polish his helmet with your forehead, then Styris would be well in order to say "Oi! Johnson, no! Get on your bike, I'm gonna hit the last ball of this game for 6 and win the match for my country while saying 'get that up ya ya Aussie merkins'! Don't you ever get your ugly mug up in my face again!".

 

[lockyno1]

Leave Mitchy alone, as he has been busy getting his physique 100%. As it is the right outcome was reached. No suspension needed. Lets get on with the game on Saturday.

 

[hineyrulz]

:arrow: Locky's hot cricketers thread.

 

[lockyno1]

I meant to post it in there, will post it there now.

 

[Batman Returns]

Is that NZ tattooed on his side???? Looks like the North Island and the South Island to me!!! Maybe this nutcase isn't such a bad bloke after all!!!

 

[Batman Returns]

Johnson respects the kiwi's so much he get's a picture of our great nation tattooed on his torso!! This just blows me away, amazing!!

 

[lockyno1]

Haha, does look a bot like NZ. But no, I don't think it is. Such a painful area to get tattoos on though, ribs, etc. Rather get my lower back done (which I probably will soon anyway)

 

[Batman Returns]

Tramp stamp aye.

 

[hineyrulz]

Locky will probably get a pic of Watson and Hauri on each arse cheek.

 

[beads6]

Oi! Johnson, no! I admire the fact that you can bowl reasonably fast and you used to be quite handy with the bat, but if you come down the pitch, and you bump into Scott Styris, & then you point at your head as if suggesting you will bowl him a bouncer, and then he hits your next pitched up ball for four, and then you try to polish his helmet with your forehead, then Styris would be well in order to say "Oi! Johnson, no! Get on your bike, I'm gonna hit the last ball of this game for 6 and win the match for my country while saying 'get that up ya ya Aussie merkins'! Don't you ever get your ugly mug up in my face again!".

Styris is born in Brsibane just so you know!!

 

[Batman Returns]

Ricky Ponty was born in Whangarei, but he's kept in pretty quiet. I went to school with Warnie in Kerepehi....and then one day he left town with his folks and I next saw him on TV bowling to the Windies in a test. He'd put on some weight.

 

[lockyno1]

Tramp stamp aye.

Not all of them are bad. My design is actually one with a lot of flowers and 3 words "Love, Hope, Peace" inside. Will go right across my lower back. Have a couple of love hearts inside the design. Has taken me a year or so to get the design 100% spot on. Will take about 3 sessions to do the whole thing.

 

[hineyrulz]

Ricky Ponty was born in Whangarei, but he's kept in pretty quiet. I went to school with Warnie in Kerepehi....and then one day he left town with his folks and I next saw him on TV bowling to the Windies in a test. He'd put on some weight.

Brendon Julian was born in NZ, you can have him back.

 

[Batman Returns]

Who's going to host your TV shows?

 

[hineyrulz]

Who's going to host your TV shows?

Another wooden Plonker like Blewett will do.

 

[lockyno1]

Don't bag Blewey