Jason Maher revives from his slumber out on the wing to accept a looping ball from murphyscreek following a strong burst. 742 Words.
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Round 1
What a great time of the year. Round 1, just before a ball has been kicked in anger. The anticipation built by a long off-season with only the cricket for company has reached fever-pitch. The new supporter's gear has been purchased, or the old gear has been retrieved from a dusty corner following a summer of neglect. Soon the curtains will be opened to reveal the first glimpse of the new season, but for now the cold shower of reality has not started running. For now, it is a beautiful new season full of promise and hope.
The players have spent the past few months training hard, and you just know the coach has hatched the perfect plan to turn the disappointment of last year into the glorious triumph of this year. Sure, a few players have left for browner pastures, but on reflection you reaslise they were always overrated hacks anyway. The new boys who have arrived, while none of them have really excelled elsewhere, are obviously just the right players in just the right positions to turn your team from also-rans into a genuine Premiership threat. You just know that in the coach's capable and all-knowing hands these new boys will blossom into the champion players they were always meant to be, if only their previous coaches weren't such talent-stifling dim-wits.
You sit down with a copy of this year's draw, and going through it tick off mentally a dozen or so games that are gimmes, that you just know your team will win with little or no real effort required. I mean, you rolled those teams last year, and given they look even weaker this year, how could the same not happen again? The other dozen or so games will be a bit tougher, but mulling over some of the one-on-one positional contests, you realise that your mob might just have that slight edge that makes all the difference. Tallying everything up roughly in your head, you realise that yep, this year the top 8 will be a doddle, a top 4 spot the likely outcome, and who knows, maybe the Minor Premiership and bit of extra cash and a pretty trophy.
So knowing your mob will be there with bells ringing and guns blazing, you think ahead to the semis, and how things will pan out differently this year to last year's bitter exit. Week 1 will be a cinch, an easy game at home against some mob who managed to fall over the line into the finals but with no honest hope of going any further. Given that you'll almost certainly be one of the top 3 teams, and one of the top 3 always manages to bugger up week 1, you'll be sailing straight through the murky waters of week 2 to arrive at the glittering port of week 3 and a Grand Final qualifier. Now you're not silly enough to imagine that a Preliminary Final will be a walk in the park, but you know that the coach has got the team much better mentally prepared than last season, and you know the players are motivated to go all the way this time. Yep, an appearance in the Big One is surely on the cards this year.
The Big One, the NRL Grand Final. The only game that really matters in the end. Win this one, and your team goes down in history as a Champion Team. Lose it, and you're but a footnote. You can see it all arriving early to watch the NSW Cup decider while scoffing down a cold pie and a warm beer; the far more interesting U20's decider, which hopefully will include your team's kids in a dress rehearsal for the Big One; the cringe-worthy pre-match entertainment (you just know the NRL will somehow manage to pull an even worse act than last year out of their hat); 'Gus' Gould scuttling around on the field doing his pre-game hype speech, which mercifully you can't hear.
Then it's on, 80 minutes of heart-stopping Rugby League action in front of 80,000 screaming fans. And at the end of it, you see the captain stepping up to the dais, going through the obligatory thank-yous to the VIPs, the coach, the team, his mum; and then, to a soundtrack of wordless screams of pure triumph, the Premiership Trophy is lifted to the heavens.
What a year it is going to be!
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