2013 FFB End of Year Awards

[Frederick]

Worst awards ever

 

[Dutchy]

Wonder who'll win the First Inaugural Watmough Award.

 

[phantom eel]

Has to be clifford, surely.... for the meltdown, not the watmough.

 

[Bazal]

Wonder who'll win the First Inaugural Watmough Award.

My money is on Kungl

 

[Dutchy]

I know who. It ain't the Maltese midget.

 

[Misanthrope]

Worst awards ever

Ladies and gentlemen, another person who failed to poll a single nomination.

 

[Frederick]

My mum thinks I'm cool

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

3 people voted, hardly anything to brag about winning one of these.

 

[Misanthrope]

My mum thinks I'm cool

That's true. It's just weird that she feels the need to scream that out while we're boner jamming.

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And the winner for Biggest Meltdown to the surprise of absolutely nobody:

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Let's move on to an award that I'm fairly sure everybody is here to find out the winner of...
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The Beeker Award for Best Alt​

• WarriorPoet
• ademkungl​
• No Vote​
• MsAnneThrope​
• Didgi​
• Bizarro​
• Bizzaro​

 

[Drew-Sta]

And the People's Choice award for most popular Firker has come down to a single vote. It's between Misanthrope and Drew-Sta.

And the winner is...

Wooooooooooo! Thank you guys! What an honour!!

 

[Didgi]

Wait.. who's alt do people think I am? I am honoured, confused, and slightly aroused.

 

[Bazal]

You know very well whose f**king alt you are

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

3 people voted, hardly anything to brag about winning one of these.

The best part of these awards is criticizing all the results after not casting a vote.

If you actually voted you're doing it wrong.

 

[WarriorPoet]

Oi I'm no alt you racist redneck pakehas!

 

[Monk]

Monk, who has not been nominated for a single award

ouch...

 

[Misanthrope]

Wait.. who's alt do people think I am? I am honoured, confused, and slightly aroused.

You're all my alts. I'm a very lonely man with a lot of time on my hands.

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

You know for years I read misanthrope as missianthorpe I thought it was a chick who like Ian Thorpe.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

You're all my alts. I'm a very lonely man with a lot of time on my hands.

In the good old days before internet, lonely old men just had lots of callouses on their hands.

That and dried up semen....

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

The best part of these awards is criticizing all the results after not casting a vote.

If you actually voted you're doing it wrong.

I went on record to say I would not be participating.

 

[Misanthrope]

You know for years I read misanthrope as missianthorpe I thought it was a chick who like Ian Thorpe.

You were educated in our public school system, weren't you?