2017 Parramatta Home jersey

[I'm a loser baby...]

You're a f**king whippersnapper. I was in Year 11 the last year we won the comp.

Surely you can work out who's more decrepit while lining up for your seniors cards?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Get a f**ken haircut Gutherson!!!

I reckon. I thought I I was pretty cool when I got that haircut but I was barely in high school. For shame.

 

[Haynzy]

I was on a boat making my way from indonesia

Bastard, you took my job and now I have to stay on the dole!

 

[yy_cheng]

Bastard, you took my job and now I have to stay on the dole!

I take money under table and also take the dole.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I take money under table and also take the dole.

That's how we know you've fully integrated.

 

[yy_cheng]

That's how we know you've fully integrated.

Yup, it took me 30 years to understand that. Washing dishes at a chinese restaurant for a pittance eating other people's leftovers then promoted to filling hot water for people's teapots then eventually as a waiter.

Then got into taxi driving and then uber. Got injured in a car accident and went on the disability pension. Whilst at centrelink, met some like minded people and taught me how to work the system. Now I sweep up all the milk powder off the shelves across Sydney and sell to the chinese tourist who come by the bus loads. Take the cash and pocket it safely in the attic of my home. I also accept Yuan so they don't have to worrry about changing currencies. I then goto a few interviews for a job but dress poorly and don't bathe for a week. I never get a second inerview.

I also have shares in A2 milk so I am sought of paying myself too!

Now I have 3 homes in Sydney and 3 cars !!!

Awesome country.

I would sponsor the Eels but the ATO might crack down on me.

imagine CHENG on the front of the jersey !!

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Don't they sponsor the Raiders?

 

[yy_cheng]

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[Poupou Escobar]

Everyone but bart would buy it.

 

[yy_cheng]

I can get my chinese friends to make a knockoff without the sponsorship for him if he likes

 

[phantom eel]

I can get my chinese friends to make a knockoff without the sponsorship for him if he likes

Much appreciated YY.

 

[yy_cheng]

Much appreciated YY.

Would you like Hayne on the back across the shoulder and the number 38?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Would you like Hayne on the back across the shoulder and the number 38?

Sometimes Hayne is on his back, other times its Bart. They like to mix things up.

 

[phantom eel]

lol, you guys...

 

[Gronk]

Get a f**ken haircut Gutherson!!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

FFS!!!

 

[hineyrulz]

Oh dear!!

 

[hybrideel]

This man bun thing is getting out of control. A nine year old boy in my daughters cricket team had one yesterday ffs

 

[Happy MEel]

This man bun thing is getting out of control. A nine year old boy in my daughters cricket team had one yesterday ffs

Is that so he could play in a girl's team?

 

[hybrideel]

You could almost excuse it then but no, she is the only girl in the team