2017 World Cup Thread

[The EELiminator]

Breaking: Intoxicated Scottish player Johnny Walker was refused entry to his Cairns bound plane

gee i wonder what he was drinking?

 

[hineyrulz]

Faingaa...

2 TAs

1 line break

1 meat pie

Hope he is well and truly under lock and key. Best junior we have coming through IMO. He has everything.

 

[hineyrulz]

He looks the business doesn't he. Soft hands and quick feet. I'm impressed.

And who doesn’t love a big bloke with soft hands???

 

[hineyrulz]

gee i wonder what he was drinking?

He was told to walk on.

 

[hindy111]

Hope he is well and truly under lock and key. Best junior we have coming through IMO. He’s has everything.

Haven't seen a lot of him. We have a few good backrowers coming through.
I like look of the prop Keppie

 

[strider]

Hope he is well and truly under lock and key. Best junior we have coming through IMO. He’s has everything.

*his has

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Watching the USA game. They got smashed but they put on some good plays mainly from their fullback, Corey Mackelim. Is he a Parra junior?

 

[Gronk]

Watching the USA game. They got smashed but they put on some good plays mainly from their fullback, Corey Mackelim. Is he a Parra junior?

 

[hineyrulz]

*his has

Yes.

 

[Obscene Assassin]

Hope he is well and truly under lock and key. Best junior we have coming through IMO. He’s has everything.

Pretty sure he is. Luckily the tigers didn't have him under lock and key as he's a magpies local, but they weren't interested in signing him to a contract.

 

[parra pete]

Johnny Walker....the Ghost who walks...

 

[parra pete]

Breaking: Intoxicated Scottish player Johnny Walker was refused entry to his Cairns bound plane and will be sent home to UK with two others.

No, this is not a @parra pete joke.

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/wo...p/news-story/7f75bfa4ff2ba74fe165a5bea657ffd6

This is..
A balding, white haired man from Sanctuary Cove in Queensland, walked into a jewellery store on the Gold Coast last Friday evening with a beautiful, much younger, woman at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a really special ring for his new girlfriend.

The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, No, that’s a mere bauble… I'd like to see something much more special.'
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $140,000’ the jeweller said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'I think we'll take it.'
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'By cheque. But I know you’ll need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now, you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and we'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweller angrily phoned the old man and said 'There's no money in that account.'
'I know’, said the old man wearily ‘…but let me tell you all about my fantastic weekend!!'

 

[Poupou Escobar]

And who doesn’t love a big bloke with soft hands???

Prefer a soft bloke with big hands tbh

 

[hineyrulz]

Prefer a soft bloke with big hands tbh

I thought it was big faces that got you going??

Oh well whatever floats your boat.

 

[parra pete]

Looks like he got shitfaced too...

 

[Gronk]

Is this the biter ?

 

[Kornstar]

Is this the biter ?

Yep......unbelievable!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Is this the biter ?

Obviously not.

 

[strider]

There was an obvious mark on farahs arm ... tho robbie did ram it in his mouth trying to grapple him

 

[Gronk]

There was an obvious mark on farahs arm ... tho robbie did ram it in his mouth trying to grapple him

Inconclusive vision of the incident is below